Adam: "You are what you eat."
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> Eve: "At least he doesn't compare me to his mother."
>
> Abraham: "I'm goin' not knowin'. "
>
> Noah: "Honk if you believe in treading water."
>
> Moses: "From a basket case to the promised land."
>
> Elizah: "When Jezebel ain't happy, ain't nobody happy."
>
> Balaam: "My second donkey talks!"
>
> At the Sinai desert: "Winding road next 40 years"
>
> At the Red Sea: "Caution! Subject to sudden flooding"
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>
> A Dog Named Mace
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>
> A mechanic who worked out of his home had a dog
> named Mace.
>
> Mace had a bad habit of eating all the grass in the
> mechanic's lawn, so the mechanic had to keep Mace inside.
> The grass eventually became overgrown.
>
> One day the mechanic was working on a car in his
> back yard and dropped his wrench losing it in the tall grass.
> He couldn't find it for the life of him so decided to call it a day.
>
> That night Mace escaped from the house and ate all
> the grass in the back yard. The next morning the mechanic
> went outside and saw his wrench glinting in the sunlight.
>
> Realizing what had happened he looked up the the
> heavens and proclaimed......
>
> "A grazing Mace, how sweet the hound that saved a
> wrench for me!"
>
> [Give it time ... it will sink in -- eventually!!!]
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