A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her
body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible, says the doctor, Show me."
She takes her finger pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes
her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so it goes.
The doctor says," You're not really a brunette are you?"
She says," No, I'm really a blonde."
"I thought so, he says. Your finger is broken." |