ahahah.wav (25K) |
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Spider-Man:"Ah, ah, ah. Back off Frankenstein!" |
all_same.wav (98K) |
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Spider-Man:"Its always the same, I can save the world ten times over, but when I need help I'm on my own. Thanks...for nothing." |
autogrph.wav (42K) |
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Crowd:"It's Spider-Man!" Spider-Man:"Something tells me they don't want my autograph." |
bigtoys.wav (39K) |
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Microchip:"Frank, these are awfully big toys." Punisher:"You worry too much" |
blade.wav (115K) |
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Morbius:"You again! Who are you? What do you want with me?" Blade:"Call me Blade, and all I want vampire is to destroy you!" |
bldbank.wav (22K) |
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Spider-Man:"Where'd the flying blood bank go to?" |
blinked.wav (106K) |
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Microchip:"Frank, are you there?" Punisher:"Yeah." Microchip:"What happened big guy?" Punisher:"I looked the devil square in the eyes...and I blinked." |
blueboy.wav (82K) |
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Beast:"So there appears to be a keen scientific mind behind that garrish mask, aye my friend?" Spider-Man:"Takes one to know one, blueboy." |
brains.wav (80K) |
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Flash:"I'm tellin' ya that science stuff is bad for your brains." Deborah:"Oh, really? And how would you know that? You jocks don't have any." |
brdoprey.wav (57K) |
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Vulture:"There is only room for one bird of prey in this company, and I am it!" |
break.wav (20K) |
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Spider-Man:"So why don't we all just take a break." |
calypso.wav (150K) |
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Kraven:"Well my little Calypso, you have done it again." Spider-Man:"Calypso?" Mariah Crawford:"In mythology, Calypso was a goddess who offered the gift of life to Odysseus." Spider-Man:"Well then, I guess you're my Calypso too." |
collectn.wav (40K) |
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Spider-Man:"What is it with you and the Osborn's? Are you trying to start a collection?" |
confused.wav (15K) |
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Spider-Man:"Now I'm really confused!" |
cool.wav (117K) |
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Peter Parker:"uh, I'm Peter Parker. Spider-Man sen-sent me." Detective Lee:"He does know Spider-man. He's coool." Blade:"Knowing Spider-Man does not make him, coool." |
crazy.wav (29K) |
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Spider-Man:"My spider-sense is going crazy!" |
cured.wav (78K) |
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Spider-Man:"I can't believe it. Finally, I'm cured. I don't have to worry about that mutation hanging over me anymore." |
differnt.wav (48K) |
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Spider-Man:"I know what it means to be different. It's not an easy thing." |
dive.wav (40K) |
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Peter Parker:"Once again my academic life takes a dive because of my web-slinging." |
dontgo.wav (10K) |
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Spider-Man:"Don't go anywhere." |
door.wav (28K) |
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Spider-Man:"Gotta pick a door. Any door!" |
dosomthn.wav (18K) |
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Kingpin:"DO SOMETHING!!" |
fame.wav (78K) |
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Fan:"Can I have your autograph? You get the chair, it'll be worth a fortune. Hrumph, fame, it always goes to their heads." |
feelings.wav (49K) |
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Scorpion:"Here's a little present creep." Spider-Man:"I sense hostility. Go with your feelings." |
flamingo.wav (64K) |
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Spider-Man:"Fine! But don't blame me if you get a splinter in your wings. Who is this flying flamingo?" |
fly.wav (32K) |
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Spider-Man:"Air-Arachnid. The only way to fly!" |
flypaper.wav (94K) |
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Wolverine:"Well, what do you know. Put out flypaper, catch a spider. Make one wrong move...please." |
followme.wav (64K) |
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Spider-Man:"I think I know where he's headed. Follow me." Blade:"How would you know where he is going?" Spider-Man:"Fine, don't follow me." |
gameover.wav (142K) |
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Scorpion:"Surprise, web for brains. Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh. That was your best shot? Enough! Game time's over. I owe you big time, punk." |
garlic.wav (46K) |
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Spider-Man:"Phew! Garlic? You sprayed me with garlic?" |
geek.wav (31K) |
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Spider-Man:"You sure showed him." Wolverine:"Shudup you puny little geek." |
getnhome.wav (44K) |
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Spider-Man:"OK, so I'm gonna be a little late getting home." |
geyser.wav (76K) |
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Spider-Man:"Hold it!" Mary Jane:"What are you doing here?" Spider-Man:"A 500 foot geyser in Washington Square, and you're wondering why I'm here?" |
goodguy.wav (50K) |
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Spider-Man:"But I'm not a thief. Why can't they ever get it straight that I'm one of the good guys?" |
hacker.wav (81K) |
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Hobgoblin:"Oh, I'm such a bad hacker. Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad..." |
heck.wav (13K) |
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Spider-Man:"What the heck?" |
hobby.wav (101K) |
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Smythe:"Well, the 'mighty' Spider-Man. How do you like my new Mega-Slayer?" Spider-Man:"Smythe. I knew it. Why can't you take up some other hobby?" |
hydrntman.wav (239K) |
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Hydro-Man:"Pathetic. You don't really think you can match the power of Hydro-Man, do ya?" Spider-Man:" Did you say 'Hydrant-Man?' The dogs must love you." Hydro-Man:"It's Hydro-Man! And it's the last name you'll ever hear." Spider-Man:"For somebody new to this super-villain gig, you've sure got the cliches down." |
imbaack.wav (20K) |
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Spider-Man:"I'm baaack." |
inoven.wav (70K) |
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Vulture:"No time to finish!" Spider-Man:"Oh, I guess he had a cake in the oven." |
insult.wav (60K) |
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Mary Jane:"Brother. Now you sound like my friend, Peter Parker." Spider-Man:"Hey, don't insult me." |
jngleboy.wav (96K) |
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Punisher:"Don't know who you are jungle boy, but if you get in my way one more time the lion ain't gonna walk tonight, or ever again. You understand?" |