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| THESE ARE LYRICS FROM SONGS IN THE SHOW , THE CDS , AND THE MOVIE , THEY ARE NOT IN ORDER OR ANYTHING BUT STILL ENJOY THE ONES I HAVE ! "SOUTH PARK THEME" PERFORMED BY PRIMUS I'M GOING DOWN TO SOUTH PARK , GONNA HAVE MYSELF A TIME ! FRIENDLY FACES EVERYWHERE , HUMBLE FOLKS WITHOUT TEMPTATION [STAN AND KYLE] GOIN' DOWN TO SOUTH PARK , GONNA LEAVE MY WOES BEHIND AMPLE PARKING DAY OR NIGHT , PEOPLE SPOUTING "HOWDY NEIGHBOR" [CARTMAN] GOING DOWN TO SOUTH PARK GONNA SEE IF I CAN UNWIND MPH MPH MPH MPH MPH MPHMPH MPH MPH MPH MPH MPH MPHMPHMPH [KENNY] SO COME ON DOWN TO SOUTH PARK AND MEET SOME FRIENDS OF MINE ! "MR. HANKEY THE CHRISMAS POO" BY THE RESIDENTS OF SOUTH PARK MR. HANKEY THE CHRISTMAS POO , HE LOVES , I LOVE YOU O WHAT A JOY HE BRINGS YOU EVEN IF YOU'RE A JEW SOMETIMES HE'S NUTTY , SOMETIME'S HE'S CORNY , HE CAN BE BROWN OR GREENISH BROWN BUT IF YOU EAT FIBER ON CHRISTMAS EVE , HE MIGHT COME TO YOUR TOWN MR.HANKEY THE CHRISTMAS POO MR. HANKEY : WELL I BETTER BE GOING NOW , I HAVE A LONG NIGHT AHEAD OF ME , GOODBYE AND MERRY CHRISTMAS CARTMAN : GOODBYE MR. HANKEY , BRING ME LOTS OF PRESENTS , I ALWAYS BELIEVED IN YOU SANTA : HOWDY HO HO HO ! "KYLE'S MOM IS A STUPID BITCH IN D MINOR" BY CARTMAN [DEDICATED TO KYLE BROSLOFSKI'S MOM] WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL KYLE'S MOM IS A BIG FAT BITCH , SHE'S THE BIGGEST BITCH IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD SHE'S A MEAN OLD BITCH IF THERE EVER WAS A BITCH , SHE'S A BITCH TO ALL THE BOYS AND GIRLS ! ON MONDAY SHE'S A BITCH , ON TUESDAY SHE'S A BITCH , AND WEDNESDAY THROUGH SATURDAY SHE'S A BITCH THEN ON SUNDAY JUST TO BE DIFFERENT SHE'S A SUPER KING KAMAYA MAYA BEYOTCH ! HAVE YOU EVER MY FRIEND KYLE'S MOM SHE'S THE BIGGEST BITCH IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD , SHE'S A MEAN OLD BITCH AND SHE HAS STUPID HAIR , SHE'S A BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BI-BI-BI-BI-BI- SHE'S A STUPID BITCH , KYLE'S MOM'S A BITCH AND SHE'S JUST A DIRTY BITCH ! KYLE'S MOM IS BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICHAAAAAAAAAA ! "A LONELY JEW ON CHRISTMAS" BY KYLE BROSLOFSKI IT'S HARD TO BE A JEW ON CHRISTMAS MY FRIENDS WON'T LET ME JOIN IN ANY GAMES I CAN'T SING CHRISTMAS SONGS OR DECORATE A CHRISTMAS TREE OR LEAVE WATER OUT FOR RUDOLPH CUZ THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME I'M A JEW A LONELY JEW ON CHRISTMAS HANUKAH IS NICE BUT WHY IS IT THAT SANTA PASSES OVER MY HOUSE EVERY YEAR AND INSTEAD OF EATING HAM I EAT KOSHER LATKES INSTEAD OF SILENT NIGHT I'M SINGING HOO HACH TOGAVEESH AND WHAT THE [BLEEP] IS UP WITH LIGHTING [BLEEP]ING CANDLES , SOMEONE TELL ME PLEASE ? I'M A JEW , A LONELY JEW I'D BE MERRY BUT I'M HEBREW ON CHRISTMAS .......... "CHRISTMASTIME IN HELL" BY SATAN AND THE RESIDENTS OF HELL STRING UP THE LIGHTS , LIGHT THE TREES WE'RE GONNA MAKE SOME REVELRY SPIRITS ARE HIGH SO I CAN TELL IT'S CHRISTMASTIME IN HELL DEMONS ARE NICER AS YOU PASS THEM BY THERE'S LOTS OF DEVIL TOYS TO BUY SNOW IS FALLING , ALL IS WELL , IT'S CHRISTMASTIME IN HELL THERE GOES JEFFREY DAHMER WITH A CHRISTMAS HAM , HE'LL EAT IT UP ALL HE CAN THERE GOES JOHN F KENNEDY CAROLING WITH HIS SON , REUNITED FOR THE HOLIDAYS , GOD BLESS US EVERYONE ! EVERYONE HAS THE GLOW LETS DANCE IN THE BLOOD AND PRETEND IT'S SNOW EVEN MAO TSE TUNG IS UNDER THE SPELL IT'S CHRISTMASTIME IN HELL GOD CAST ME DOWN FROM HEAVEN'S DOOR TO RULE IN HELL FOREVER MORE BUT NOW I'M KINDA GLAD I FELL CUZ IT'S CHRISTMASTIME IN HELL HERE'S A RACK TO HANG THE STOCKINGS ON WE STILL HAVE TO SHOP FOR GENGHIS KAHN MICHAEL LANDON'S HAIR LOOKS SWELL IT'S CHRISTMASTIME IN HELL PRINCESS DIANA'S HOLDING BURNING MISTLETOE OVER GENE SISKEL'S HEAD JUST WATCH IT GROW FOR ONE DAY , WE'LL ALL STOP BURNING THE FLAMES ARE NOT SO THICK ALL THE SCREAMING AND TORTURE STOPS AS WE WAIT FOR OLD ST. NICK SO STRING UP THE LIGHTS AND LIGHT THE TREE WE'RE DAMNED FOR ALL ETERNITY FOR ONE DAY ALL IS SWELL IT'S CHRISTMASTIME IN HELL MAKE A TOAST AND MAKE IT QUICK WE GOTTA MAKE ROOM FOR ANDY DICK WAKE HIS MOTHER AND RING THE BELL CUZ IT'S CHRISTMASTIME IN HELL ! "SEXUAL HARASSMENT PANDA" AND WHO LIVES BENEATH THE WILLOW TREE ? SEXUAL HARASMMENT ....... PANDA WHO TEACHES SEXUAL HARASSMENT TO YOU AND ME ? SEXUAL HARASSMENT ........PANDA DON'T DO THIS , DON'T TOUCH THERE DON'T SAY THAT SAYS THE SILLY OLD BEAR HE'S COME TO TEACH YOU WHAT'S RIGHT AND WRONG SEXUAL HARASSMENT .............PANDA "COME SAIL AWAY " BY ERIC CARTMAN I'M SAILING AWAY ON AN OPEN COURSE FOR THE VIRGIN SEAS AND I'VE GOT TO BE FREE FREE TO FACE THE LIFE THAT'S AHEAD OF ME ON BOARD I'M THE CAPTAIN SO COME ABOARD WE'LL SEARCH FOR TOMORROW ON EVERY SHORE BUT I'LL TRY LORD , I'LL TRY TO CARRY ON I LOOK TO THE SEAS REFLECTIONS IN THE WAVES SPARK MY MEMORY SOME HAPPY , SOME SAD I THINK OF CHILDHOOD FRIENDS AND THE DREAMS WE HAD WE LIVED HAPPY FOREVER , SO THE STORY GOES BUT SOMEHOW WE MISSED OUT ON THE POT OF GOLD BUT WE TRIED BEST AS WE CAN TO CARRY ON A GATHERING OF ANGLES GATHERED ABOVE MY HEAD THEY SANG TO ME THEIR SONG OF HOPE AND THIS IS WHAT IT SAID : COME SAIL AWAY , COME SAIL AWAY , COME SAIL AWAY WITH ME I THOUGHT THEY WERE ANGELS , BUT TO MY SURPRISE THEY CLIMBED ABOARD THE STARSHIP , HEADED FOR THE SKIES CHORUS :COME SAIL AWAY , COME SAIL AWAY , COME SAIL AWAY WITH ME COME SAIL AWAY , COME SAIL AWAY , COME SAIL AWAY WITH ME COME SAIL AWAY , COME SAIL AWAY , COME SAIL AWAY WITH ME GET IT FUNKY NOW [CHEF REPEATS THE CHORUS] NO , NO , NO IT'S LIKE THIS , ROCK IT ! COME SAIL AWAY , COME SAIL AWAY , COME SAIL AWAY WITH ME , YOU GUYS COME SAIL AWAY , COME SAIL AWAY , COME SAIL AWAY WITH ME , SERIOUSLY ! COME SAIL AWAY , COME SAIL AWAY , COME SAIL AWAY WITH ME , YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY ! COME SAIL AWAY , COME SAIL AWAY , COME SAIL AWAY WITH ME NEH , NEH , NEH , NEH , AHHH SCREW YOU GUYS ! NEH , NEH , NEH , NEH COME SAIL AWAY WITH ME ! |
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