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| SOUTH PARK EPISODE GUIDE SEASON 1 EPISODE 1 "CARTMAN GETS AN ANAL PROBE" THE PREMIERE EPISODE OF SOUTH PARK , THIS IS HILARIOUS ! KYLE BROSLOFSKI'S LITTLE BROTHER IKE GETS KIDNAPPED BY ALIENS THAT ARE CALLED VISITORS . CARTMAN GETS AN ANAL PROBE FROM THE VISITORS BUT HE DENIES IT EVEN THOUGH THERE IS AN 80 FOOT SATELLITE DISH STICKING OUT OF HIS BUTT ! STAN WANTS TO KISS WENDY TESTABURGER BUT EVERYTIME THEY TALK HE THROWS UP . EPISODE 2 "WEIGHT GAIN 4000" CARTMAN WINS A CONTEST AND IS TO BE REWARDED BY TALK SHOW HOST KATHIE LEE GIFFORD . HE WANTS TO LOOK GOOD FOR HIS APPEARANCE SO HE BUYS WEIGHT GAIN 4000 TO LOOK BUFF . WHEN HE HEARS KATHIE LEE IS COMING TO TOWN , MR . GARRISON WANTS TO KILL HER BECAUSE SHE BEAT HIM IN A CONTEST YEARS EARLIER . EPISODE 3 "VOLCANO" KYLE , STAN , KENNY , AND CARTMAN GO HIKING IN THE MOUNTAINS WITH STAN'S UNCLE JIMBO AND HIS ARMY BUDDY NED . THEY IMMEDIATELY BEFRIEND KENNY BECAUSE HE DRINKS , SHOOTS ANIMALS , AND TELLS SICK JOKES . STAN GETS JEALOUS . MEANWHILE STAN'S FATHER SPOTS A VOLCANO IS ABOUT TO ERUPT . CARTMAN KEEPS TELLING STORIES ABOUT A CHARACTER NAMED SCUZZLEBUTT WHO HAS CELERY FOR AN ARM AND PATRICK DUFFY FROM "STEP BY STEP" FOR A LEG . WHEN THE VOLCANO ERUPTS THE REAL SCUZZLEBUTT SAVES THEM BUT THEN STAN SHOOTS SCUZZLEBUTT ! EPISODE 4 "BIG GAY AL'S BIG GAY BOATRIDE" STAN BUYS A DOG NAMED SPARKY . SPARKY TURNS OUT TO BE GAY . EVERYBODY MAKES FUN OF SPARRKY SO STAN WANTS TO GET RID OF HIM BUT SPARKY RUNS AWAY TO BIG GAY AL 'S SANCTUARY FOR GAY ANIMALS WHOSE OWNERS DON'T APPRECIATE THEM . STAN IS TO WORRIED ABOUT SPARKY SO HE MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO PLAY FOOTBALL FOR THE SOUTH PARK COWS . FINALLY HE FINDS SPARKY AT BIG GAY AL'S BOAT AND BIG GAY AL EXPLAINS THE REAL MEANING OF GAYNESS . EPISODE 5 "AN ELEPHANT MAKES LOVE TO A PIG" KYLE BUYS AN ELEPHANT BUT HE DOESN'T LIKE IT BECAUSE IT CAN'T GO ANYWHERE BECAUSE ITS TOO BIG . FIRST HE TRIES TO GO TO GENETIC ENGINEER DR. MEPHISTO BUT MEPHISTO CAN'T DO ANYTHING. THEN SOME CLASSMATES BET THEY CAN BEAT THE BOYS AT THE SCIENCE FAIR . CARTMAN SAYS HE WILL BREED HIS PIG FLUFFY WITH KYLE'S ELEPHANT . THEY WATCH THEM BREED AND ALMOST THROW UP . MEANWHILE STAN GETS BLAMED BECAUSE HIS EVIL CLONE [THAT MEPHISTO CREATED] IS RUNNING AROUND DESTROYING EVERYTHING . THE ELEPHANT AND PIG'S BABY TURNS OUT TO LOOK LIKE MR. GARRISON . EPISODE 6 "DEATH" STAN'S GRANDFATHER [WHO CALLS STAN "BILLY"]CELEBRATES HIS 102ND BIRTHDAY AND WANTS NOTHIGN MORE THAN STAN TO KILL HIM LIKE HE DID TO HIS GRANDFATHER WHEN HE TURNED 102 . STAN WON'T KILL HIS GRANDFATHER BUT CARTMAN , KYLE , AND KENNY WILL . SO WHEN STAN'S PARENTS COME HOME THEY DISCOVER THE KIDS TRYING TO KILL THE GRANDFATHER . WHEN KYLE'S MOM FINDS OUT THEY WERE WATCHING "TERRENCE AND PHILIP" [THE KIDS' FAVORITE SHOW] SHE GOES TO NEW YORK TO GET THE SHOW CANCELED . EPISODE 7 "PINKEYE" THIS EPISODE HAS MANY DIFFERENT PARTS . FIRST OFF , KENNY DIES BUT IS BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE AS A ZOMBIE BY WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE . THERE IS ALSO A HALLOWEEN PARTY . EVERYBODY IS GOING DRESSED UP AS CHEWBACCA . STAN DRESSES UP AS RAGGEDY ANDY BUT WENDY [WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO BE RAGGEDY ANNE] DRESSES UP AS CHEWBACCA . CARTMAN DRESSES UP AS HITLER BUT THEN CHANGES HIS MIND AND DRESSES UP A GHOST [WHICH LOOKS LIKE A KKK MEMBER] EPISODE 8 "DAMIEN" SATAN'S SON DAMIEN COMES TO SOUTH PARK ELEMENTARY BUT IS LAUGHED AT AND MADE FUN OF BY EVERYBODY . HE USES HIS POWERS BUT THEY DON'T WORK MUCH . SATAN CHALLENGES JESUS TO A BOXING MATCH WHICH WILL BE LIVE ON PAY PER VIEW . ALL THE CITIZENS WATCH THIS SO CARTMAN HAS NO VISITORS AT HIS BIRTHDAY WHICH IS THE SAME DAY . EPISODE 9 "STARVIN' MARVIN" THE KIDS SEE A COMMERCIAL AND IF THEY ADOPT A POOR KID THEY GET A FREE WATCH . THE KIDS WANT THE WATCH SO THEY ADOPT A POOR KID . THEY GET STARVIN' MARVIN IN THE MAIL THE NEXT DAY . WHEN THEY BRING HIM TO SCHOOL , MR. GARRISON TELLS THE KIDS TO TAKE BACK TO THE AGENCY TO SEND HIM BACK TO ETHIOPIA . THE AGENCY ACCIDENTLY TAKES CARTMAN . MEANWHILE EVIL TURKEYS MEPHISTO CREATED ARE RUNNING CRAZY AROUND TOWN . CARTMAN FIGURES OUT THAT SALLY STRUTHERS IS HORDING FOOD FROM THE POOR KIDS . EPISODE 10 "MR. HANKEY THE CHRISTMAS POO" KYLE'S MOTHER IS AGAIN CAUSING TROUBLE . THIS TIME SHE IS COMPLAINING THAT THE CHRISTMAS PLAY ISN'T DOING ANYTHING FOR JEWS LIKE HER . SHE STARTS TO MAKE THE FIRST EVER NON-DENOMINATIONAL CHRISTMAS PLAY WHICH CAN'T REFER TO ANYTHING CHRISTIAN OR JEWISH . THE PLAY IS JUST KIDS DANCING TO PHILIP GLASS MUSIC DRESSED IN BLACK LIOTARDS . MEANWHILE KYLE BEFRIENDS A PIECE OF CRAP CALLED MR. HANKEY THAT CHEERS EVERYONE THAT ISN'T CHRISTIAN ON CHRISTMAS . HIS FRIENDS THINK KYLE IS CRAZY SO THEY PUT HIM IN AN ASYLUM . BUT IT HAS A GOOD ENDING WITH EVERYONE BELIEVING IN MR. HANKEY . FACT : THIS EPISODE FEATURED THE SONG "KYLE'S MOM" , "MR. HANKEY THE CHRISTMAS POO" , "PHILIP GLASS MUSIC" , AND "SANTA CLAUS IS ON HIS WAY " SO IT SHOULD BE A MUSICAL . EPISODE 11 "TOM'S RHINOPLASTY" MR. GARRISON IS GONE BECAUSE HE IS GETTING A MAKEOVER . THE SUBSTITUTE MISS ELLEN IS SOON THE LOVE OF ALL THE MEN AND BOYS IN SOUTH PARK'S LIFE . WENDY GETS VERY JEALOUS AND IS VERY MEAN TO HER . SHE TELLS MISS ELLEN : "DON'T !#%* WITH WENDY TESTABURGER " . WHEN MISS ELLEN DUMPS CHEF HE THINKS SHE IS LESBIAN BUT THE BOYS DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT LESBIAN IS . THEY WANT TO BE LESBIAN LIKE MS. ELLEN . FOR EXAMPLE , CARTMAN LICKS THE CARPET TO BECOME LESBIAN . MS. ELLEN IS REALLY AN IRAQI SPY ! EPISODE 12 "MECHA STREISAND" WHILE DIGGING FOR DINOSAUR BONES ,CARTMAN FINDS A STONE BUT BARBRA STREISAND WANTS IT TO BECOME MECHA STREISAND . WHEN SHE FINALLY GETS IT SHE BECOMES A GIANT MONSTER WHO RUNS AROUND TOWN DESTROYING THINGS . EPISODE 13 "CARTMAN'S MOM IS A DIRTY SLUT" KYLE , STAN , AND KENNY FIND CARTMAN TO BE VERY DEPRESSED BECAUSE HE DOESN'T KNOW WHO HIS FATHER IS . HE GOES AROUND TOWN SEARCHING AND GETS THE SAME ANSWER FROM EVERYONE : "YOUR MOM IS A SLUT !" FINALLY DR. MEPHISTO SAYS HE WILL PERFORM A GENETIC TEST TO REVEAL CARTMAN'S FATHER . WHEN HE IS ABOUT TO REVEAL CARTMAN'S FATHER , HE IS SHOT ! TO BE CONTINUED................................ SEASON 2 EPISODE 1 "NOT WITH MY ANUS" TERRENCE AND PHILIP GO TO IRAQ TO FIND TERRENCE'S DAUGHTER SALLY WHO HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY SADDAM HUSSEIN ! EPISODE 2 "CARTMAN'S MOM IS STILL A DIRTY SLUT" THE KIDS AND CHEF RUSH DR. MEPHISTO TO THE HOSPITAL . MEANWHILE AMERICA'S MOST WANTED COMES TO SOUTH PARK FOR THE INVESTIGATION . WHEN MEPHISTO RETURNS FROM NEARDEATH HE SAYS HIS BROTHER USUALLY TRIES TO SHOOT HIM AROUND THIS TIME OF THE MONTH . HE THEN ANNOUNCES THAT CARTMAN'S MOTHER IS HIS FATHER AND THAT SHE WOULD HAVE TO GET ANOTHER WOMAN PREGNANT WHO WOULD BE CARTMAN'S MOM ! EPISODE 3 "CHICKEN LOVER" A CHICKEN LOVER IS RUNNING HAVOC AROUND SOUTH PARK . MEANWHILE POLICE CHIEF BARBRADY HAS TO RETIRE BECAUSE HE IS ILLITERATE . THE KIDS HAVE TO BECOME JUNIOR DEPUTIES AND WORK ON THIS SICK TWISTED CASE ! EPISODE 4 "IKE'S WEEWEE" THE BOYS LEARN A SAD FATE IS AHEAD FOR IKE SO THEY THROW IKE ON A TRAIN TO IDAHO AND PRETEND THAT HE DIES . AT THE FUNERAL , KYLE'S MOM ADMITS THAT IKE WAS ADOPTED WHICH IS WHY HE LOOKS SO CANADIAN . MEANWHILE MR. MACKEY GETS FIRED FOR PASSING OUT DRUGS IN CLASS AND HE BECOMES A HIPPY ! EPISODE 5 "THE MEXICAN STARING FROG OF SOUTHERN SRI LANKA" WHEN JIMBO AND NED TELL THE KIDS A LIE AND GET THEM AN F ON THEIR VIETNAM REPORT THE KIDS GET BACK BY MAKING UP THE MEXICAN STARING FROG OF SOUTHERN SRI LANKA AND WHEN NED SEES THE PLASTIC FROG HE GOES INTO A COMA ! EPISODE 6 "CONJOINED FETUS LADY" WHEN KYLE GETS HURT HE PLAYING DODGEBALL HE HAS TO GO TO THE NURSE'S OFFICE . HE AND THE KIDS THINK IT'S SICK THAT SHE HAS COJOINED FETUS MYSLEXIA , A DISEASE WHEN SHE HAS A DEAD FETUS HANGING OFF HER HEAD ! KYLE'S MOM AND THE MAYOR MAKE SURE PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT THIS DISEASE AND THEY START CONJOINED FETUS MYSLEXIA AWARENESS WEEK . MEANWHILE SOUTH PARK GOES TO CHINA FOR THE DODGEBALL CHAMPIONSHIP . EPISODE 7 "CITY ON THE EDGE OF FOREVER" THE SOUTH PARK SCHOOLBUS GETS STUCK ON THE SIDE OF A CLIFF . MS CRABTREE GOES TO GET HELP , FINDS A BOYFRIEND , AND BECOMES A COMEDIAN . THE KIDS HAVE FLASHBACKS AND KENNY AND SOME OTHER KID GET EATEN BY A MONSTER . MEANWHILE THE PARENTS SEARCH FOR THE KIDS . EPISODE 8 "SUMMER SUCKS" THE KIDS HATE SUMMER CUZ THEY ILLEGALIZE FIREWORKS . JIMBO AND NED GO TO MEXICO TO BUY FIREWORKS , CARTMAN JOINS A COMMUNITY POOL WHERE THE FIRST GRADERS PEE , AND MR. HAT RUNS AWAY . MEANWHILE A GIANT SNAKE FIREWORK ALMOST DESTROYS SOUTH PARK . EPISODE 9 "CHEF'S SALTY CHOCOLATE BALLS" THE INDEPENDENT FILM FESTIVAL COMES TO SOUTH PARK AND LEAVES THEIR WEIRD FOOD IN THE SEWER ALMOST KILLING MR. HANKEY . FINALLY MR. HANKEY DIES BUT CHEF GIVES HIM HIS CANDY CALLED CHOCOLATE SALTY BALLS REVIVING HIM . THEN MR. HANKEY AVVENGES HIS DEATH . EPISODE 10 "CHICKENPOX" WHEN STAN'S SISTER SHELLY GETS CHICKENPOX REALLY BAD THE PARENTS TRY TO GET STAN , KYLE , AND CARTMAN THE DISEASE EARLY SO THEY SEND THEM TO KENNY'S HOUSE WHO ALREADY HAS CHICKENPOX . CARTMAN GETS IT AND BECOMES HOOKED ON CALAMINE LOTION . STAN GOES TO THE HOSPITAL WITH SHELLY AND KYLE DOESN'T GET THEM EVEN WHEN THEY "OOKY SPLAT" . WHEN KYLE FINDS OUT THE PARENTS PURPOSELY GOT THE KIDS THE DISEASE THEY PLAN TO GET THEM BACK WITH OLD FRIDA'S HELP . EPISODE 11 "ROGER EBERT SHOULD LAY OFF THE FATTY FOODS" A PLANATARIUM OPENS UP IN SOUTH PARK OWNED BY A MANIAC. MR. GARRISON BRINGS THEM ON A FIELD TRIP THERE. THERE WAS SEATS THAT LOOK UP INTO THE CEILING WHICH LOOKS LIKE THE NIGHTTIME SKY. THERE WAS A SWITCH TO MAKE THE SKY MOVE AROUND AND AROUND EVERY TIME AN ADULT LEFT THE ROOM(MR. GARRISON HAD TO GO TO THE BATHROOM) AND HE TURNED THE SWITCH TO FULL POWER AND SOME KIDS WERE UNDER A DEEP HYPNOSIS AND ALWAYS WANTED TO GO TO THE PLANETARIUM. THEN FINALLY THE KIDS TELL THE POLICE AND THE POLICE OFFICER GOES THERE AND OPENS GET PUT UNDER A HYPNOSIS. AND THE KIDS GOT THE MANIAC UNDER A DEEP HYPNOSIS. EPISODE 12 "CLUBHOUSES" WENDY GETS STAN TO BUILD A CLUBHOUSE SO THEY CAN PLAY TRUTH OR DARE . MEANWHILE CARTMAN AND KENNY BUILD A CLUBHOUSE FOR THEMSELVES AND TAKE IN SOME TEEN RUNAWAYS . WENDY ALSO TRIES TO MAKE KYLE AND BEBE GO OUT . STAN'S PARENTS GET A DIVORCE AND HIS MOTHER MARRIES A GUY NAMED ROY BUT THEY GET BACK TOGETHER AT THE END ! EPISODE 13 "COW DAYS" A CELEBRATION IN SOUTH PARK ENDS UP WITH A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH COWS . MEANWHILE CARTMAN THINKS HE IS A VIETNAMESE PROSTITUTE NAMED MING LEE . EPISODE 14 "CHEF AID" CHEF GETS SUED FOR SAYING HE WROTE THE ALANIS MORISETTE SONG "STINKY BRITCHES" IN THE 1970S . IF HE DOESN'T HAVE AN AMOUNT OF MONEY IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS HE WILL HAVE TO GO TO JAIL . THE KIDS TRY TO RAISE MONEY BUT CELEBRITES PLAN A BENEFIT CONCERT ! EPISODE 15 "SPOOKYFISH" A HALLOWEEN SPECIAL WHEN STAN GETS AN EVIL FISH FROM HIS AUNT THAT CAUSES ALOT OF TROUBLE ! EPISODE 16 "MERRY CHRISTMAS , CHARLIE MANSON" THE BOYS GO TO CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS AT CARTMAN'S GRANDPARENTS HOUSE . CARTMAN'S UNCLE COMES HOME WITH HIS JAIL CELL MATE CHARLES MANSON ! EPISODE 17 "UNDERWEAR GNOMES" THE BOYS GET HELP FROM GNOMES WHEN THEIR SCIENCE PROJECT BRINGS THEM TO FACE A LARGE COMPANY ! EPISODE 18 "PREHISTORIC ICE MAN" KYLE AND STAN GET IN A FIGHT WITH EACHOTHER AFTER THEY FIND A CAVEMAN . MEANHWILE MEPHISTO TRIES TO MAKE A PUBLIC DISPLAY OF THE CAVEMAN . SEASON 3 EPISODE 1 "RAINFOREST SCHMAINFOREST" THE KIDS GO TO SOUTH AMERICA WITH GETTING GAY WITH KIDS TOUR BUS ! MEANWHILE KENNY GETS A GIRLFRIEND ! EPISODE 2 "SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION" EVERYBODY IN SOUTH PARK STARTS EXPLODING UNTIL RANDY MARSH FINDS A CURE AND WINS THE NOBEL PRIZE ! EPISODE 3 "THE SUCCUBUS" CHEF MARRIES A MONSTER CALLED THE SUCCUBUS ! MEANWHILE WE FINALLY MEET CHEF'S PARENTS ! EPISODE 4 "TWEEK VS. CRAIG" TWEEK AND CRAIG GET TRAINED TO BE IN A FIGHT WITH EACHOTHER ! EPISODE 5 "JAKOVASAURS" A MONSTER STARTS REPRODUCING IN SOUTH PARK . EPISODE 6 "SEXUAL HARRASSMENT PANDA" A PANDA COMES TO SCHOOL TO TEACH ABOUT SEXUAL HARRASMENT BUT WHEN KYLE'S FATHER , A LAWYER, TAKES ADVANTAGE OF IT THE PANDA HAS TO SAVE THE DAY ! EPISODE 7 "CAT ORGY" STAN'S SISTER SHELLY BABYSITS CARTMAN WHILE KITTY IS HAVING SOME FUN OF HIS OWN ! EPISODE 8 "TWO MEN SITTING NAKED IN A HOT TUB" MR. MACKEY'S ASTEROID PARTY CONTINUES WITH ALL THE PARENTS ! STAN IS STUCK WITH ALL NERDS IN THE BASEMENT WHILE STAN AND KYLE'S FATHER TRY HOMOSEXUALITY WITHOUT BEING GAY ! EPISODE 9 "JEWBILEE" KYLE AND IKE BRING KENNY TO A SUMMER CAMP FOR JEWS ! EPISODE 10 "CHIN POKOMON" A JAPANESE TOY IS DESTROYING THE MINDS OF THE SOUTH PARK CHILDREN ! EPISODE 11 "STARVIN MARVIN IN SPACE" STARVIN MARVIN STEALS THE UFO OF THE MARKLARS AND THE FBI IS OUT TO GET HIM ! EPISODE 12 "KORN'S GROOVY PIRATE GHOST MYSTERY" THE KIDS DIG UP KYLE'S DEAD GRANDMOTHER TO SCARE THE 5TH GRADERS , MEANWHILE KORN COMES TO TOWN ! EPISODE 13 "HOOKED ON MONKEY PHONICS" TWO HOMESCHOOLED KIDS COME TO SOUTH PARK ELEMENTARY AFTER A SPELLING BEE AND DON'T GET ALONG WELL . MEANWHILE CARTMAN'S MOM TRIES TO GET ERIC TO SPELL BETTER WITH THE HOOKED ON MONKEY PHONICS PROGRAM ! EPISODE 14 "THE RED BADGE OF GAYNESS" SOUTH PARK IS IN CIVIL WAR ! EPISODE 15 "MR. HANKEY'S CHRISTMAS CLASSICS" SONGS FROM THE CD IN VIDEO FORM ! EPISODE 16 "ARE YOU THERE GOD , IT'S ME JESUS" THE KIDS THINK THEY ARE BECOMING MEN WHEN THEY BLEED OUT OF THEIR BUTT ! MEANWHILE JESUS WANTS TO PUT ON THE BEST MILLENIUM SHOW EVER ! EPISODE 17 "WORLDWIDE RECORDER CONCERT 2000" THE KIDS TRAVEL TO GO TO A CONCERT , MEANWHILE MR. GARRISON MEETS UP WITH HIS FAMILY AND IS STILL SADDENED BY A DEEP SECRET . SEASON 4 EPISODE 1 "THE TOOTH FAIRY 2000" CARTMAN LOSES SOME TEETH AND RUNS INTO PROBLEMS WITH THE TOOTH MAFIA RAN BY LOOGIE . MEANWHILE CARTMAN'S MOM LOSES ALL HER MONEY PUTTING IT UNDER CARTMAN'S PILLOW AND HAS TO TALL CARTMAN THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS THE TOOTH FAIRY ! EPISODE 2 "CARTMAN'S SILLY HATE CRIME" CARTMAN GETS PUT IN JUVENILE HALL WHEN CARTMAN THROWS A ROCK AT TOLKEN THE BLACK KID AND GETS STUCK WITH ROMPA STOMPA AS A JAILMATE ! EPISODE 3 "TIMMY 2000" THE RETARDED KID TIMMY STARTS A BAND BUT EVERYONE THINKS THAT HE TAKES THE PUBLICITY AWAY FROM THE BAND EXCEPT FOR PHIL COLLINS WHO THINKS EVERYONE MAKES FUN OF TIMMY ! EPISODE 4 "QUINTUPLETS 2000" QUINTUPLETS FROM SOME ROMANIAN CARNIVAL'S GRANDMOTHER DIES AND STAN'S FAMILY TAKE CARE OF THEM UNTIL JANET RENO COMES ALONG ! EPISODE 5 "CARTMAN JOINS NAMBLA" CARTMAN JOINS A CHILD MOLESTER GROUP THINKING HE'LL GET SOME MORE MATURE FRIENDS ! EPISODE 6 "CHEROKEE HAIR" KYLE IS DYING FROM KIDNEY DISEASE AND CARTMAN IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE SAME KIND OF KIDNEYS AS HIM ! SPECIAL GUEST STARS : CHEECH AND CHONG EPISODE 7 "CHEF GOES NANNERS" CHEF GETS UPSET OVER SOUTH PARK'S FLAG , MEANWHILE WENDY DEVELOPS A CRUSH ON CARTMAN ! EPISODE 8 "SOMETHING YOU CAN DO WITH YOUR FINGER " CARTMAN STARTS UP A BOY BAND BUT RANDY WARNS STAN ABOUT THE PROBLEMS WITH BOY BANDS ! EPISODE 9 "DO THE HANDICAPPED GO TO HELL" [PART 1] THE KIDS GET WORRIED WHEN THE PRIEST PREACHES THAT IF YOU DON'T TAKE COMMUNION , GO TO SUNDAY SCHOOL , AND GO TO CONFESSION YOU WILL GO TO HELL ! EPISODE 10 "DO THE HANDICAPPED GO TO HELL"[PART 2] THE KIDS BUILD A CHURCH AND CARTMAN BECOMES A PREACHER BUT AFTER TAKING A DOLLAR FORM EVERY KID HE ADMITTED IT WAS ALL A PLAN TO GET MONEY . MEANWHILE SATAN'S BOYFRIEND CHRIS AND SADDAM KEEP KILLING EACHOTHER ! |
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