What Kenny is Really Sayin' - South Park - http://maxpages.com/southpark2k/What_Kenny_is

SEASON 1

Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
1. After Kyle asks Kenny what a dildo is, Kenny says "It's a little plastic dick that goes in vagina."
2. When the boys are talking about how far Stan can get with Wendy, Kenny says 'Maybe you can touch her pussy."
3. After he get by the Visitors blast and Kyle thinks he, Kenny gets up and says "No, I, I'm all right. Ahhhh!"
4. After He gets ran over by the cows, he gets back up and says "Nope, I'm fine. Ah!"

Weight Gain 4000

1. When they are talking to Chef about him sleeping with Kathie Lee, Kenny Says "Is your penis big?"
2. When Cartman thinks he is thinning, while he is only fattening, Kenny says "Look at the size of his boobs!"
3. After Kenny gets shot by Mr. Garrison, and is flown up in the air, he says "Oh no"

Volcano

1. After Stan says to cartman "maybe your mom can give me a kiss too" Kenny says, 'Maybe she can suck my dick!"***
2. After Kyle gets the flash light, Kenny says "Hey! What's that?" referring to the volcano.
3. After Jimbo throws the grenade that kills all the fish, Jimbo says it smells, and Kenny says "Kinda like a vagina."
4. After Jimbo makes Kenny his official nephew Kenny says "Cool"
5. After the lava ball lands on Kenny, he says "Nope, I'm okay."
6. After the lava ball rolls over him again Kenny goes "Ahhh"
7. After the volcano incident is over, Kenny comes walking back and he says "Hey guys, what's up?"
8. After getting shot by Ned, Kenny says "oh no!"

Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride

1. While Sparky is butt Raping Sylvester , Kenny sees what they are doing and says "Oh my god I think he's gay!" or "oh my god"
2. After Stan tries saying it's Sylvester who is confused, Kenny says "Your dog's fucking guys"
3. When Stan is talking about gay people, Kenny says "Anyway, they're allways fucking in the ass."

An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

1. When talking about pig and elephants, Kenny says "Hey you guys, I talked to Garrison and he told me they're like the same."
2. When talking about how much of a wuss Stan is for getting his ass kicked by a girl, Kenny say "Or are you gonna feather your hair?"
3. After Kyle says this about what Stan should do about his sister"Stan, you can use family love as a weapon against Shelley. The next time she's gonna kick your ass, just tell her, "Shelley, you're my sister, and I love you."" Kenny says "And I want to take off your bra."
4. When the genetic doctor comes and tells the boys of Stan's clone, Kenny says "A big mutant Stan?!?"
5. When Kenny sees the destruction that Stan's clone is causing, he says "Oh my God! What is he doin'?"

Death

1. After Kenny gets to school from being late due to diarrhea, Kenny raises his hand and say "I have to go poo."
2. After Kenny says number 1, Mr . Garrison says didn't you just go? And Kenny says "No no! I gotta gotta..."
3. After Kenny comes out of the bathroom, he races back in and says "Oh my God!"
4. Kenny runs to the bathroom at Stan's and says "Oh My God."
5. After you hear Kenny make a farting sound, Kenny goes "OW!"
6. When they are discussing what's wrong with their parents, Kenny says "Well what I think, basically, if you let the decision of what you watch to be under the parent's control, television sucks. Television sucks because parents get offended mmmmmm a baby sitter for their kids."(the mmmmmm is because It is unclear what he's saying)

Pink Eye

The only time Kenny says something is when he comes back from his grave, and it's either between him saying something or just laughing. You be the judge. Here's what he says:"Heeeyyy, I'm back, ahh."

Starvin' Marvin.

1. When the boys find out about the free sports watch, Kenny says "Woo hoo!"
2. When Stan asks what vas deferens are Kenny says "Tube the connects your nuts to your pee pee."
3.When Stan says "She said it(the sport watch)would come tomarrow" Cartman, Kyle and Kenny all say "Cool!"
4. When the turkeys come up to Kenny to kill him, he says "Uh oh".

Damien

Due to the fact that Kenny was a duckbilled platypus, he only said one thing. After Stan tells Damien about Kenny saying that his mom was a real dog Kenny says "No I said she looks like a fucking bitch."

Starvin Marvin

1. When the boys find out about the free sports watch, Kenny says "Woo hoo!"
2. When Stan asks what vas deferens are Kenny says "Tube the connects your nuts to your pee pee."
3.When Stan says "She said it(the sport watch)would come tomorrow" Cartman, Kyle and Kenny all say "Cool!"
4.When the turkeys come up to Kenny to kill him, he says "Uh oh."

Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo

1. After baby Jesus is delivered by Mary, angel Kenny says "It must be a miracle!"
2. After the bird poops in his hood he says "Hey!"
3.When Cartman says Kyle's messed up Kenny says "Kyle's crazy!"
4. When they find the poop in Kyle's box Kenny says "That is the sickest thing I have ever fucking seen!"
5. When Mr. Garrison asks Kenny to remove the star above the shark tank, he says "huh?"
6. After Kenny removes the star successfully, he gives a "whew!"
7.After everyone notices that something's missing (Kenny not being dead that is), the words "The End" pop up and Kenny screams "Woo-hoo-hoo!"

Tom's Rhinoplasty

1. When the boys are amazed that their subsitute is so hot, Kenny says "God, I want to get a piece of her!"
2. When Chef says "You know what they say about women with long arms, Kenny says "Yeah, they can always finger their pussy."
3. When the boys are asking Stan what he did to Ms. Ellen, Kenny says "Well did you stick it in Miss Ellen's loose vagina?" I'm not sure "Loose" is the right word, but I'm damn close.

Mecha Streisand

When Kenny shows the carrot and marbles, he says "Yeah and I got these marbles to go with the carrot stick."

Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut

1. When the boys comment on how Cartman can't make it Kenny Says, "He's such a fat kid, he can't make it."
2. After the boys see Cartman having a tea party Kenny Says "What the fuck is he doing with the animals and tea?"***
3. When Kenny is being dragged by the go-cart, Kenny says words like "Ow, fuck ,shit, ect."
4. After Kenny's okay, he says "No guys I'm okay...Now if I can", then he dies.SEASON 2
Not without My Anus
This episode didn't include Kenny...It was a Terrence and Phillip Special...

Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut

1. After Mephesto is shot, Kenny says "Oh my god, they killed Mephesto"
2.After "Team b" is set up, and the plain is set, Kenny says "huh?"
3. When Kenny comes out of the sewer, he says "This is team b".
4. After "Team a" finds a new path, Kenny says "Are you fucking kidding me? Making me walk though the mother fuckin sewers?"
5. When Kenny looks at the shelter, he says "Yep it's there all right."
6. When Kenny reaches the power box he says "Okay now I'm at the power box."
7. After the doctor asks if Kenny can see the copper nose Kenny says "Roger".
8. When the doctor asks Kenny if he can connect the wires he says "Nah-uh".
9. When Kenny says he's going to connect the wires he says "I'll fucking do it".

Chicken Lover

1. When Kenny sees the book he says "There's a lot of hot vaginas and penis'"
2. After a scream is heard, Kenny says "What was that?"
3.Kenny says "Hooray" when Kyle and Stan are cheering too.
4.When the show "Cartman" is rolling, Kenny comes up to the door and says "Hey Cartman".
5.When Mrs. McCormick is kicking her husband's ass, Kenny cheers on with "Yeah yeah yeah!"
6.When Kenny is shot he says "No, it hit my jacket."

Ike's Wee Wee

1. When Chef arrives the kids and Kenny say "Hey Chef."
2. When Chef is disapointed in the boys Kenny says "Oh, your penis!"
3. When Kenny pulls his hood cover, he says "Oh shit!"
4. After Kenny falls to his death, he says "Hey guys I fell down...Ah!"

Conjoined Fetus Lady

1. When Kyle is telling the other boys about the freak, Kenny says "Ew!" a couple of times.
2. When Kyle's mom shows the boys about "Freaks" Kenny says "Gross!"

The Mexican Staring Frog of Sri Lanka

1. When the boys are done with their paper, the boys and Kenny say "The end".
2. When Mr Mackey is talking over the boys Kenny says "Cause your uncle sucks dick"***
3. When the boys make fun of Jimbo and Ned, Kenny says "Yeah, that ought to teach those stupid mother fuckers!"

City on the Edge Forever

1. Kenny tell's Kyle the time is "7:35"
2. When Kenny remembers about Death, he says "Hey guys, remember that time we were chased by death? I remember it was a looonng time ago and death came on a tricycle and ran us down."
3. When Kenny kicks Death's ass, he says "Take this, and don't touch me, and take that and that, and that!" ect...
4. After the story is done, Kenny says "Now that's what I call a sticky situation!"
5.When Kyle corrects Kenny, Kenny says "Oh yeah."
After being taken by the big scary monster, Kenny screams and says "Hey guys he's taken..." and it fades off
6.When the Fonz kills him Kenny says "holy fucking!"

Summer Sucks

1. When the boys go to buy fireworks, Kenny and the boys say "Hey Stu."
2. When Kenny escapes his death, he says "Guys I dodged the ahh..!"

Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls

1. When the boys are talking about Stan not being Wendy's girlfriend, Kenny says "Yeah cause you allways puke on her"***
2. When they're talking about Cartman's ass, Kenny says "Cartman's ass is so fucking fat that sometimes it takes up a whole room."

Chicken Pox

1. When Kenny's mom tells him to come and play with his friends, he says "But mom, I'm fucking sick!"
2. When Kenny comes out he says "Hey guys, what's going on?"
3. When the boys are talking about the rats Kenny tells us "Well, we shouldn't have any rats when we put the fucking ceiling in"Roger Ebert Should Lay off the Fatty Foods

Roger Ebert Should Lay Off Fatty Foods

1. Kenny's haiku goes "When I get blowjobs, that I'll cum through discharging, that's the way to fuck". This was really hard. I'm not too sure, but listen for yourself.
2. When Kenny first talks about the stars, he says "nothing"
3. When the lasers come on, Kenny says "whoa dude".

Clubhouses

1. When all the boys say "fine" Kenny also says "Fine."
2. When Cartman's telling Kenny what to do with Endor Clubhouse, Kenny says "Well why the fuck do I have to do everything when you stand around..." and then Kenny's cut out by Cartman saying he's the worker.
3. When Cartman tells Kenny to get the carpet Kenny says"You fuck ,you suck dick"
4. When Cartman tells Kenny he has to wait for the hot tub he says in a depressed voice, "Yes sir".
5. As Kenny and Cartman talk about Endor Clubhouse, Kenny says "Uh-huh"
6. After Cartman says Kenny and him have to find chicks he says "YEAH!"
7. After Cartman demands that Kenny goes and finds the chicks, Kenny says, "Why do I have to go find the chicks?"
8. When Cartman asks if Kenny finds the chicks, Kenny says "Mmm hmm!"

Cow Days

1. When Kenny pulls out his food stamps he says "What? These?"
2. When Kyle tells Kenny to give him the food stamps he says "Nah-uh"
3. When Kyle demands the food stamps Kenny says "Dude, these are mother fucking food stamps and how am I going to eat with out these food stamps".
4.When Cartman's lying on the ground, Kenny says "Oh my god, they killed Cartman!"
5.After the boys wonder where Cartman is, Kenny says1 "He ran away"
6.Stan tells Kenny to go find Cartman, and Kenny says "Okay."
7.When Kenny comes back with no Cartman and the boys ask where he is, Kenny says "I don't know, I can't find em'"
8.They tell Kenny he's on in a few minutes and he says "I know, I know!"
9.When Kenny's about to come to help Cartman, Kenny says "Nah-uh, I ain't going in that ring...ahh!"

Chef Aid

1. When Elton John says that he'll help the boys out, Kenny says "Hooray"!

Spooky Fish

1. When Kenny takes more of the blanket from his brother he says "Give me this."
2. When Kenny's mom smacks him he says "Hey Mom!"
3. After Kenny's dad asks if that was Cartman, Kenny says "Uh huh"
4.When Kenny shows his 'pumpkin' he says "It's all I could afford."

Merry Christmas Charlie Manson

1. When Kenny's dad tells him to put some food in a bag, Kenny says "okay".
2. After Charlie Manson says Kenny's 'around' , Kenny says "Hey guys, lets go".

Gnomes

1. When Cartman says Kenny's happy being poor, Kenny says "Fuck you".
2. During the commercial, Kenny says "and get back to the home owned interprize"*

Prehistoric Ice Man

1. When Kenny's watching TV, he says "Oh no!"
2. When Stan says Cartman killed Kyle, Kenny says "You bastard!"
3. When "Yeah, I think you ought to name him Steve"
4. When Barbrady asks what color to pick, Kenny says "Blue".
5. Just before Kenny is smushed under the escalator belt, he says "Uh oh!"

SEASON 3-

Rainforest Schmainforest

1. When the Choir Teacher is tell the kids about G.G.W.K Kenny Says," Its sounds So Fucken Stupid,"
2. When the Counselor says the boys will be going to Costa Rica Kenny says,"WO Ho,"
3. When he sits with the Girl on the bus he says," Hi My name is Kenny. No, Kenny. KENNY!"
4. When Cartman says that Kenny is Costa Rican," I hate that Fucker."
5. When the Girl he likes says," This place makes you happy to know that you live in American." Kenny says," Uhuh."
6. When the Girl asks him did you remember the choreography Kenny says, "Yea I think so."
7. When the Girl wonders if there all going to be OK Kenny says, "Yea I think we're going to be fine."Then, he says"OK."
Then, he says," What?"
Then," Great, I Really Like you."
Then, he says," Why not?"
8. When the girl says she hates this place Kenny says, "Don't worry we will get home soon."
Then, he says, "Cool."
Then, he says," God Damn it"
9. When they are all tied up Kenny says, "O. Me too,"
10. When the girl says we are going to have a long distance relationship, and we will call each other every other day Kenny says," OK, I can do that."

Spontaneous Combustion
1. When Kenny gives Kyle the hairdryer, Kenny says "How about this?"
2. After being kicked out of the store and Stan complains, Kenny says "I know, fucking seriously!"
3. As the boys are walking away, Kenny says "Well see you guys, I have to get on the bus".
4. When Cartman asks if Kenny's going to see his little girlfriend again, Kenny says "Yeah dude, seriously"
Jackovosaurs
1. When cartman is taking a crap and ask for one of Kenny gloves he says "here ya go...wait no!"
1. When cartman ran to the game show when he found out it was a fix, Stan and Kyle chased them and said "hey guys, where you goin?" (then the bear jumped on him)

Tweek vs. Craig
1. The teacher talks about what they will learn in home ec then Kenny says "woo hoo!"
2. The teacher says "that is why we take home ec" then Kenny says "woo hoo!"
3. Kenny walks up to the other kids on the playground and says "hey guys, what do you want to do"
4. All the girls said bye to Kenny on the playground then Kenny said "bye laddies"
5. While Kenny, Stan, Kyle, and Cartman are fighting Kenny yells out a few swear words
6. When the teacher shows the cards to the class, everyone recites them, including Kenny
7. When the teacher shows the card to Kenny and tells him to read he says "I can't make love to you until we get a king sized bed"
8. When the teacher tells Kenny she needs to talk to him he says "yeah ok"
9. When the teacher tells Kenny he isn't right for home-ec he says "why?"
10. When the teacher tells Kenny his odds for marrying a rich man in the future are not good he says "it's not?"
11. When the teacher tells Kenny he should transfer to shop class he says "shop class! Oh no!"
12. When the teacher tells Kenny few students are injured in shop class he says "I don't want to go to shop class!"
13. When Kenny walks into shop class and Mr Adler is about to kill himself he says "hey is this shop class?"
14. When he got tossed in nails then he started yelling then Mr Adler picked him up and he said "I'm ok"

Shorts

Jay Leno Special
1.After all the kids are astounded by Jay's chin, Kenny says "It looks like it's made of silicon!"Intro Songs

Theme Song - Season 1 & 2
"I like girls with big fat titties, I like girls with big vaginas.

Theme Song - Season 3
"I've got a 10 inch penis. Use your mouth if you want to clean it"

Chef Aid CD

Master P Music Video: Kenny's dead
1. When Kenny's dad tells Kenny to Las Vegas and win a thousand dollars Kenny says "Okay dad, I'll do my best"
2. When Kenny opens his new casino he shouts "Woo hoo! I'm rich I'm...ahh!"

Chef Aid song: Bubblegoose
1. When Cartman says Kenny's dad's an alcoholic, Kenny says "Fuck you Cartman".

Magic the Gathering Commercial
Kyle:This program is brought to you by 'Magic, the gathering'
Kenny:'It sounds fucking gay'
Note: It is also believed he says: "It's Not just a Game"

South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut

1. When Kenny Puts His Clothes On, He says, "Coming!"
2. When Stan Asks if He Wants To Come See the T&P Movie He Says, "Yeah I Wanna Come, Ok"
3. When Kenny’s Mom Asks Where Is He Going He says, "I'm going To See the Terrence and Phillip Movie"
4. When She Says He Has To Go To Church He Says, "But Mom, I Gotta See This Movie"
5. When She Says He Can Answer To Satan He says, "Ok"
*6. His Line In The Song Is, " And This Movie's Gonna Make Our Lives Complete, 'Cuz Terrence And Phillip Are Sweet"
7. When The Boys Were Calling Their Town "Quiet Little Red Neck Poo dung White Trash..." Kenny Says, "Kick Ass"
8. When The Boys Were Cussing Kenny says, "Fuck"
9. When Cartman Says That You Can't Light Farts On Fire, Kenny Says, "Yeah You Can"
*10. When Cartman Says, "No You Can't" Kenny Says, Yeah You Can I've Tried It Before"
11. When Cartman Bets Kenny, He Says, "Sure I Can Check It Out"..." He He he He He!...Ahh!! Oh Shit !!! Oh Fuck!!! Fucking Shit!!!!"Etc.
12. When Kenny Gets the Salt, He Basically Screams
13. When Kenny Wakes Up In the Hospital, He says, " Ahh I Fell Like Shit Dude"
*14. When Dr. Doctor Asks How He's Feeling He Says, "Well I Think I'm Ok Now"
15. When Dr. Doctor Says That He Has 3 Seconds to Live He says, "Huh"
16. When Kenny Is Denied Access To Heaven He Says, "Huh...AHHHHH"
*17. When Kenny Touches the Fire, He Says, "Shit Oww!"
18. When He Meets Satan He Says, "Oh My Gooodddd"
19. When He is put On the Stretching Thing He Starts Crying
20. When He Meets Saddam He Says "Huh?"
21. When Saddam Acts All Horny, He Says, "What The Fuck!?!?"
22. When Saddam And Satan Leave Kenny Says, "Huh"
23. When He Spies On Saddam and Satan and Satan Explains His Coming, Kenny Says, "Huh"
24. When Kenny Goes To Cartman as A Ghost He says, "Cartman, Cartman It's Me Kenny!" (He has 2 other lines after that I couldn’t translate)
25. When Kenny Catches Satan Crying He Asks, "What's Wrong?"
*26. When Kenny Asks Again He say, "Hey What's Wrong Satan?"
27. When Satan Explains About Saddam, He Says, "Well Why Don't You Just Fucken' Leave Him?"
*28. When Satan Says He's dumping Saddam Kenny Screams, "That's Great!"
29. When Kenny's A Ghost Again, He Says, "Cartman, It's Me Again!"
*30. Then He says, "Satan and Saddam Are coming!"
*31. Then He says, "Yes Their Coming!" (I Couldn't Translate the Line That Scares Cartman Away)
32. When Saddam Is Trying To Boss Satan On Earth, Kenny Says, "Satan, You’ve go to do something!"
33. When Satan Gave Kenny A Wish He Says, "I Wish That Everything Can Go Back To Normal"
34. When Chef Says That He'll go Back, He says, "I know, but I've learned Something Today..."(I Don't Know The Rest But I'm Absolutely Sure About The First Part)
35. When Kenny Is Unhooded He Obviously Says, "Goodbye You Guys"

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