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An American, a Scot and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened. "Well, " said the American, "I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and that for a donation of $50, we could return to the earth. So of course I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $50, and the next thing I knew I was back here." "That's amazing!" said one of the doctors, "But what happened to the other two?" "Last I saw them," replied the American, "the Scot was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay for his."

Three men were going to have a balloon race: an Englishman, an American and a Chinese man. They were going to race halfway round the world.
As they passed over America, the American looked over and said: "Ah, my beautiful America!" and as they passed over England the Englishman said: "Ah! My beautiful England!"
The course did not involve passing over China so the Chinese man, feeling left out, took out some porcelain and threw it overboard. He then looked overboard and said: "Ah! My beautiful China!"

These three men were captured by Arab Bedhuins in the desert. These desert people were very superstitious and they were going to shoot each man at dawn. The next morning, as the sun came up, the first man was standing against the wall waiting for them to shout: "Fire!" and then he got an idea. He screamed: "EARTHQUAKE!!!" and everyone scattered around for safety. He got away.
The next dawn, the second man did the same but he shouted: "SANDSTORM!!!" and he got away. The third morning, the third guy looked to his left and shouted: "FIRE!!!!"

These three men were stranded on a desert island. This genie came to their rescue giving them one wish each. The first and second guys wanted to be back home and they vanished. The third guy said: "I miss the other two, my wish is to have them back here!"

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