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Rob: When I grow up I wanna be a millionaire. I'll own a big mansion without any bathrooms.
John: Why no bathrooms?
Rob: Cos I wanna be FILTHY rich!
Girlfriend: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think it's vanity?
Dave: No- just imagination.
Mother: Did you thank Mrs. Smith for inviting you to the party?
Boy: No- the boy in front of me said "Thank you" and she said "Don't mention it"- so I didn't.
Mother: When Mrs. Weatherbee gave you an orange what did you say?
Boy: Peel it!
Girlfriend: Did you notice how the opera singer's voice filled the hall?
Alec: Yes- and I also noticed how many people left to make room for it!!
Girlfriend: Now that we've decided to get engaged, I hope you give me a ring.
Boyfriend: Of course... what's your phone number?
Sister: I heard a loud noise this morning...
Brother: Must've been the crack of dawn!
Teacher: We all know that a comet is a star with a tail. Name one.
Boy: Lassie!
Kindergarten Teacher: In the alphabet, what comes after O?
Little Student: YEAH!
Girl: We had to have our dog put down.
Boy: Was it mad?
Girl: Well, it wasn't exactly happy, you know!
Captain of Fottie team: Why didn't you bother to stop the ball????
Goalie: I figured that's what the net is there for!
Teacher: How can you prove that the world is round?
Student: I never claimed it was sir.
Student: Would you punish a kid for something he didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not!
Student: Good... I didn't do my homework.
Sergeant: What were you before you joined the army?
New Recruit: Happy!
Headmaster: I suppose this horrible picture is what you call modern art?
Student: No it's actually a mirror!
Boy with Ego: Girls fall in love with me at first sight!
Girl: Yeah I know- it's the sights after that that they can't stand you!
Carol: I want to fight air pollution.
James: You could start by not breathing.
Gwen: Harry would never hurt a fly.
Patrick: You're right... He prefers humans.
Mother: Shall I put the kettle on?
Father: No the dress you're wearing now is fine.
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