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| Hey everybody! This is my joke page. I only have a few jokes to put on here now, but I'll have more real soon. C-ya! Here are two blonde jokes (sorry all you blondes, don't worry, I'm one too) Q: What's a smart blonde? A: A Golden Retreiver Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death at the drive-in movie theater? They went to see the movie called "Closed for the Winter". Here's another non-blonde one. It's pretty funny! GRANDMOTHER BOUGHT A BUMPER STICKER FOR HER OLD BUICK, She writes; The other day I went to the local religous book store where I saw a "Honk if you really love Jesus" bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back of my car and I'm really glad I did. What an uplifting experience when I was stopped at the light of a busy intersection. I was just lost in thought about the Lord, and i didn't notice that the light had changed. That bumper sticker had really worked! I found lots of people who love Jesus. Why, the guy behind me started to honk like crazy. He must really love the Lord because pretty soon he yelled out the window and said "Jesus Christ!" as loud as he could. Why it was like a football game with people shouting "Go, Jesus Christ, Go!" Everyone else started honking too, so I leaned out my window and waved and smiled to all those loving people. There must have been a guy from Florida back there because I could hear him yelling something about a "sunny beach," and I saw him waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. I had recently asked my two grandsons what that meant. They kind of squirmed, looked at each other, giggled and told me that it was the Hawaiian good luck sign, so I leaned out and gave them the good luck sign back. A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and were walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray, but just then i noticed the light had changed and I stepped on the gas. It's a good thing I did, because I was the only car to get through the intersection. I looked back at them standing there. I leaned out the window, gave them a big smile, and held up the Hawaiian good luck sign as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks. Love ya all, Grandma Here is a shorter one. I got it from Beth. If H20 is inside a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? Answer: K9P Here is another one. Why was the blonde happy after she put a jigsaw puzzle together in only 6 months? Answer: because the box said "2-4 years" |
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