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| Here are all the horoscopes for this current month. Enjoy!! Aries- (3/21-4/20) You're so close to nailing down a mint summer job. Look into parks or pools so you can do the outdoorsy things while the cash roles in. Looks like your crush landed a time-consuming summer job, too... but it is a family thing, so serious hang time will be limited to the weekends. Your best day of the week is Wednesday. Taurus- (4/21-5/20) You might be thinking: Will the torture ever end? You are soooooo ready for school to end that you're--gasp--turning stuff in early. On Friday, be careful your impatience does not drive everyone else right off the deep end. The exellent weekend you had planned could totally be bad if everyone can't chill. Your best day of the week is Thursday. Gemini- (5/21-6/20) Yes, you have permission from your personal astrologer: go see Phantom Menace! The stars command it! Socialite Gemini simply needs a nice outing with the gang to take a breather from the stress of evil final exams. Your best day of the week is Monday. Cancer- (6/21-7/20) Whatever you do, don't bite off more than you can chew this week, because you'll be up all night worrying and wondering how to cram it all in. A phone call on Wednesday from a long lost pal cheers you up with memories. Make a date for the weekend to indulge your sentimental streak and browse through old yearbooks and photos. Your best day of the week is Sunday. Leo- (7/21-8/21) On Tuesday you will realize that your original summer plans are just not going to cut it. Time to scrap 'em and start all over. Brainstorming on paper will help you figure out which direction you want to take; rest assured the rents' will stand behind you all the way. On Friday, you will find yourself in the position of mentor. Just remember while you're doling out romance advice that your little student is younger and less experienced than you are. Your best day of the week is Tuesday. Virgo- (8/22-9/22) Give in just a little during Wednesday's family squabble... and then work it, work it, work it! An older relative requests the pleasure of your presence at a charity event this weekend, but the bummer is you don't get a plus-one invite. Never fear--flying solo, you'll actually end up bumping into some really cool new peeps. In fact, Saturday brings chance meeting with someone who will play a major role in your romantic drama this summer. Your best day of the week is Thursday. Libra- (9/23-10/22) You know how the saying goes: If it's too good to be true, then it probably isn't. Even if the tempting offer comes from a trusted bud, be sure to read all the fine print before committing your whole summer. On Thursday, you should get a surprise phone call from the hottie you've been sweatin' all year. When the blessed invite comes, keep your cool... oh, and remember to say YES!! Then sit back and bask in the glory you so deserve. Your best day of the week is Wednesday. Scorpio- (10/23-11/22) Listen up to that tidbit of advice you get from a friend on Monday--it may change the way your whole summer shapes up. Spending time with some happy-go-lucky neighborhood kids makes you realize how tough you have been on yourself. Friday's perfect for a good old-fashioned slumber party. A night in with the gals, totally cheesing out and giving each other goofy makeovers, may be just what the doctors ordered. Your best day of the week is Friday. Sagittarius- (11/23-12/21) Well, you thought you'd sent that ex a one-way ticket to Dumpsville, but maybe you should have written it on a billboard. Very persistent, this one is...but you gotta go with your gut, which is telling you to move on. The cosmos is promising a new love interest for you buy July, when you're in full socialite mode. Your best day of the week is Monday. Capricorn- (12/22-1/20) Yowzah! Sparks are flying for da Capricorn! This friend of a friend you've been set up with really lights your fire, and the feeling is mutual. You will be on the Daily Phone Call level before the end of the week. Enjoy, of course, but expect some negative vibes from your true-blue crew if you dis them for your new amour. Your best day of the week is Tuesday. Aquarius- (1/21-2/19) The Sun-Pluto stalemate in the skies creates a conflict for you over Memorial day weekend. So many people, so little time. Well, can you help it that you're so popular? Menawhile, the shopping goddess, foul tempress that she is, may be conspring against you. Leave your wallet at home to make sure you don't crack under pressure and go on a major spending bender you KNOW you can't afford. Your best day of the week is Wednesday. Pisces- (2/20-3/20) The 25th is best day of the whole month for you as the Sun and Mercury smile on Neptune. Planetary movement will replace your fears with fairy-tale vibes. Unattached? Not for long with the full moon on the 28th. Get ready to be swept off your feet. Your best day of the week is Sunday. |
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