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| 69 Things To Do At K-Mart |
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| 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of >filling > > > them > > > and > > > > >stranding > > > > > them at strategic locations. > > > > > > > > > > 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the > > > store. > > > > > > > > > > 3.Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute >intervals > > > > throughout > > > > the > > > > > day. > > > > > > > > > > 4. Start playing Football; see how many people you can >get to > > > join > > > in. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 5. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while >squeezing > > > your > > > > legs > > > > > together and practically yell at him " I need some >tampons!!" > > > > > > > > > > 6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department. > > > > > > > > > > 7. Try on bras over top of your clothes. > > > > > > > > > > 8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to >the > > > > restrooms > > > > > > > > > > 9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest >voice > > > > possible > > > > "sex > > > > > and candy" > > > > > > > > > > 10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official >tone, > > > "I > > > think > > > > we've > > > > > got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens. > > > > > > > > > > 11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn >them > > > all on > > > and > > > > turn > > > > > the volumes to "10". > > > > > > > > > > 12. Play with the automatic doors. > > > > > > > > > > 13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I >haven't > > > seen > > > you > > > > in > > > > so > > > > > long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid >embarrassment. > > > > > > > > > > 14. While walking through the clothing department, ask > > > yourself > > > > > loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this shit, >anyway?" > > > > > > > > > > 15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department. > > > > > > > > > > 16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on >your > > > head > > > and > > > > walk > > > > > around the store casually. > > > > > > > > > > 17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the > > > mannequins. > > > > > > > > > > 18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire > > > store > > > as > > > > your > > > > > playing field. > > > > > > > > > > 19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, >look > > > > mesmerized > > > > >and > > > > > say, "Wow. Magic!" > > > > > > > > > > 20. Put M&M's on layaway. > > > > > > > > > > 21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. > > > > > > > > > > 22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others > > > you'll > > > only > > > > invite > > > > > them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. > > > > > > > > > > 23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling >all > > > the > > > spray > > > > air > > > > > fresheners. > > > > > > > > > > 24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in >Cosmetics. > > > > > > > > > > 25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around > > > saying, > > > "... > > > > I'm > > > > > Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!" > > > > > > > > > > 26. TP as much of the store as possible. > > > > > > > > > > 27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. > > > > > > > > > > 28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell >"hello" > > > upside > > > > down. > > > > > > > > > > 29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and > > > ask,"Why > > > won' > > > > t > > > > you > > > > > people just leave me alone?" > > > > > > > > > > 30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, >run > > > between > > > > them, > > > > > yelling, "Red Rover!" > > > > > > > > > > 31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a > > > mirror > > > while > > > > you > > > > > pick your nose. > > > > > > > > > > 32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full > > > scale > > > > battlefield > > > > > with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. > > > > > > > > > > 33. Take bets on the battle described above. > > > > > > > > > > 34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. >Janes. > > > (Red > > > > >lipstick > > > > > might give an interesting effect!!!) > > > > > > > > > > 35. While handling guns in the hunting department, >suddenly > > > ask > > > the > > > > clerk > > > > >if > > > > > he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as > > > possible. > > > > > > > > > > 36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and > > > women's > > > > > signs on the doors of the rest room. > > > > > > > > > > 37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from > > > "Mission: > > > > > Impossible." > > > > > > > > > > 38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. > > > > > > > > > > 39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. > > > > > > > > > > 40. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch > > > everyone's > > > jaws > > > > drop > > > > > when you attempt to buy them. > > > > > > > > > > 41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. > > > > > > > > > > 42. Two words: "Marco Polo." > > > > > > > > > > 43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet > > > food > > > aisle, > > > > etc. > > > > > > > > > > 44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics. > > > > > > > > > > 45. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look >with > > > various > > > > > funnels. > > > > > > > > > > 46. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse > > > through, > > > > > say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them > > > into > > > > > believing that the clothes are talking to them > > > > > > > > > > 47. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with >you > > > and > > > get > > > > into > > > > a > > > > > very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up >with > > > you > > > and > > > > you > > > > > begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you >loved > > > me! > > > I > > > > knew > > > > > there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You >kissed ME > > > darling. > > > > " > > > > >Then > > > > > act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground > > > screaming > > > > and > > > > > having convulsions. > > > > > > > > > > 48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, >assume > > > the > > > fetal > > > > > position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!" > > > > > > > > > > 49. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people > > > out. > > > > > > > > > > 50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines >and > > > relax. > > > > > > > If > > > > the > > > > > store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you > > > don't > > > get > > > > out > > > > >much, > > > > > and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. > > > > > > > > > > 51. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store >and > > > begin > > > > > stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie." > > > > > > > > > > 52. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair >of > > > shoes, > > > > not > > > > > putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and >throw > > > it > > > in > > > > various > > > > > aisles > > > > > > > > > > 53. When someone steps away from their cart to look at > > > something, > > > > quickly > > > > > make off with it without saying a word. > > > > > > > > > > 54. Follow people through the aisles, always staying >about > > > five > > > feet > > > > away. > > > > > Continue to do this until they leave the department. > > > > > > > > > > 55. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. > > > > > > > > > > 56. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" >from > > > the > > > other > > > > > aisles. > > > > > > > > > > 57. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every > > > perfume > > > there > > > > is, > > > > > then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start > > > flirting > > > with > > > > him > > > > in > > > > > that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your > > > sign?(giggle)." > > > > When > > > > > the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the >exact > > > same > > > way. > > > > > > > > > "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." > > > > > > > > > > 58. Hold indoor shopping cart races. > > > > > > > > > > 59. Redress the mannequins as you see fit. > > > > > > > > > > 60.When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, > > > especially > > > > thin > > > > > narrow aisles. > > > > > > > > > > 61.Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. > > > > > > > > > > 62.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift > > > wrap. > > > > > > > > > > 63. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. > > > > > > > > > > 64. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct >me to > > > your > > > > > Twinkies?" > > > > > > > > > > 65. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired >employees > > > if > > > there > > > > are > > > > >any > > > > > in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?" > > > > > > > > > > 66. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim >you're > > > taking > > > it > > > > for > > > > a > > > > > "test drive." > > > > > > > > > > 67. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. > > > > > > > > > > 68. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples > > > carts > > > when > > > > they > > > > > don't realize it! > > > > 69. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window "The British are coming " |
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