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A pregnant woman is in the bank when the bank is robbed.
A gunfight breaks out, and she is shot 3 times in the abdomen.
She is rushed to the hospital. Miraculously, she is unharmed.
After giving a full examination, though, the doctor tells her, "I have
good and bad news for you. You are going to have triplets -- but
each baby has a bullet in it. Luckily, they have hit no vital organs,
>and eventually your children will pass the bullets naturally."
>The woman has 3 healthy babies. Twelve years pass, and she
>has all but forgotten the incident in the bank. One day, the first
>child, a daughter, comes to her mother and says, "Mom, the
>strangest thing just happened -- I was using the toilet, and I
>passed a bullet." The mother explains everything, and she assures
>her daughter that everything is okay. A few weeks later, the
>second child, also a daughter, comes to her mother and says,
>"Mom, the strangest thing just happened." The mother interrupts
>her and says, "You passed a bullet, right?" The mother goes on to
>tell the daughter the story. Several weeks later, the third child, a
>son, comes to his mother and says, "Mom, the strangest thing just
>happened." The mother interrupts him and says, "You passed a bullet,
>right?" The son says, "No, Mom -- I was masturbating and shot the dog!"

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