If you think life is bad.......How would you like to be an egg?
* You only get laid once.
* You only get eaten once.
* It takes 4 minutes to get hard.
* Only 2 minutes to get soft.
* You share your box with 11 other guys.
* But worst of all.....
* The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.
So cheer up.....Your life ain't that bad!!!
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