Sex is better than school because....... - Entertainment - http://maxpages.com/smoochy/SeX_is_better_than

10. Everbody likes sex and nobody likes school, except for
virgins and only because they haven't had sex yet.

9. Sex sucks, moans, licks, pumps, throbs etc...
School just sucks.

8. After sex you feel like smoking a cigarette.
After school you feel like smoking something a whole hell of a lot stronger.

7. You only get disciplined during sex if you want to.

6. Drinking drives people to sex, whereas school drives
people to drink.

5. Sex releives stress
School is the cause of stress.

4. Nothing beats the "hands on" experience you get with sex.

3. After sex you feel like you have accomplished something.

2. Sex is cheaper.
Even if you have to pay for a hooker, it is still cheaper than paying thousands
of dollars in tuition.

And the Number 1 reason why sex is better than school is.........

1. At least you have a choice whether or not you want to have sex.
At school your teachers screw you regardless!!!

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