>> Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
>> Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
>> Man: Is this seat empty?
>> Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
>> Man: Your place or mine?
>> Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
>> Man: So, what do you do for a living?
>> Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
>> Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
>> Woman: Do not enter.
>> Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
>> Woman: Unfertilized.
>> Man: Your body is like a temple.
>> Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
>> Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
>> Woman: But would you stay there?
>> Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
>> Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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