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| Steve's Millenium Plans |
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| Here are my plans to stay safe during the year 2000 |
1. Sit on the roof with shotgun and plead insanity while having sex with Martha Stewart
2. Vote for Smellythings everyday (nudge, nudge, wink wink)
3. Do not have sex with big ugly women (They may roll over and break all of your ribs)
4. Call all of my friends fat ugly bitches
5. Do not eat red hots while walking on the road (It's not as fun as you may think)
6. Kill Mr. Math before he kills you!
7. Let's Jesus be your savior and when he's least expecting ram a knife up his holy ass and steal his fine wife Mary
8. Have sex with Mary
9. If comet comes to strike the earth grab your penis and hope for the best
10. Create the city Nudebury (The city where everyone is naked, and women must have sex with othere women at least 5 times a day)
11. Just like Pat said. DO NOT I repeat DO NOT FILE PENIS. (It will not turn silky smooth)
12. Your bum is not as smooth as a baby's
13. Eat way into new Miloonium with Subways 6 foot party sub
14. If a flamming mountain comes to strike the earth, take the first bridge out of town while all the other people are just sitting at home, twiddling their thumbs, going do do do do dod do do"
15. Do not get sucked into Rock'n'Roll Elmo's kickin' music, it will eventually make you go insane (Remember what happened last year with Tickle'me'Elmo)
16. Go on a raping spree in Paris wih all your friends
17. Grab your balls and hope for the best
18. If everything in the world goes crazy, make sure, in all the confusion to stock up on some Dr. Smooth (Not so rough more smoothez)
19. Make sure that your Tootie is very Fruity
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