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| My plans for the millenium! |
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| Here are my plans for the year 2000 |
Well here they are........:
1. Avoid Dick Clark at all cost even if it means getting your bones sucked out from beneth your skin!
2. Avoid David Richer at all costs!!!!!!!! No go near ever!!!!
3. Stone Cold Steve Austing ain't my bitch!
4. Stop the grinch from stealing Christmas, then bee reconized by world as famous person marry ummmmm some rich guy I know Bill Gates then take his money and his business and still be famous.
5. Besure to have plenty of food a certain Dave may get hungry
6. Watch out for fugesicles
7. Never never never bend over in a shower your life could change
8. Notice that Elmo is quite the popular one, overthrow Elmo by changing his song "ABC easy as 123" to "Praise Scott and vote Smelly"
9. Change your name to auto so you may get blatto
10. Leave your computer off it may explode sending shards oh glass at your face and other limbs
11. Turn off water it may turn to urine
12. Do something that may get you arested, then when the cops are chassing you and catch you because you are probably going to get caught say "You can't arrest me that was a mellenium ago!!"
13. Bring smellythings into the new millenium
(11, my plans suck) |
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