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| Pat's Millenium Plans |
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| Here Are My Mellenium Plans |
1. Do not marry Regis Philman
2. Do not marry Kathy Lee neither
3. Ahmed Johnson is not a toy!
4. Keep hands out of toaster, you might need it someday
5. Do not toy with Regis Philman's emotions
6. Do not file off your foreskin because the wealthy don't like Jews
7. Marry someone rich like Drew Carey
8. Buy frill panties
9. Wear frill panties
10. Hang on to pole incase gravitational force diminishes and people begin to rapidly from the planet.
11. Keep an eye out for giant eagles who will poke my eyes out for sure.
12. Oprah Winphrey has a fat ass.
13. Stay away from her fat ass.
14. Kill all them damn pokemon, they're all over the place!
15. Move to the bahamas where hapiness blossoms.
16. Marry Blossom.
(16,ummm, I like pixies)
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