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Your using an air gun and your foreskin gets wrapped around the end of the air gun. And then when you go to press the button on the gun the skin around your penis inflates untill it blows up and your left with a skinless penis
Your filing some metal and then, when it's too late, you realized that you have been filing your penis and that you've instantly become Jewish.
You get attacked my monkeys with rabies and they make you swallow a huge rock with some rope attached to it. Then they get their little monkey friends to probe around the inside of your ass until they find the rope. And then they all pull on it at once until your ass cheeks spread apart far enough to let the rock out.
You light yourself on fire and then instead of grabbing water to put the fire out you grab a tank full of gas.
Your sharpening your pencil and your finger accidently slips in and you start sharpening your finger. Then blood starts gushing out of the pencil sharpener and lands on your newly bought Italian loafers. So then you decide to wash them in the washing machine. When your half way through the washing cycle you look in the washing mahcine and see your leg floating around and then you realize you forgot to take your shoe off of before you started washing it. (DOG DAGGIT!!!)
You think nobody's watching so you get naked, put on a tootoo, rub yourself with peanut butter and begin spanking yourself. And then to your astonishment you realize that everyone you know is watching you.
Your watching gay porn and then you start jerkin' off and your parent walk in (embarrasses me every time)
It's the winter and your sliding down a slide. Then your scarf get's caught, you get decapited and those damn kindergarteners start kicking your head around.
You rub yourself full of hot burning oil, then it ends up being cum, so you smell like cum for the rest of the day and your mom won't stop licking you (That damn whore) ( Submitted by Tad Lemieux, www.maxpages.com/tadsbigthings )
You open your locker, and those little monsters that were eating the cake you left in your locker from the first day at school, jump at your pants and claw your balls off? (Submitted by Curtis Roach, ( www.maxpages.com/curtisandpat )
When you date a girl than you notice her hot friend and you notice she likes you. So you decide to go to the Gap, cover yourself in peanut butter, then you both try on the same pants at the Gap. Then you have some hot monkey sex , but the peanut butter get's caught around your penis and your penis get's stuck in your girlfriend's hot friend's vagina and you can't get it out. I sure hate that because your girlfriend will dump you. But on the other hand, you have a vagina on your penis all the time. ( Submitted by Scott Hebert, you already know his website.)
When your having sex with a woman who is a little (well a lot!) on the chunky side. Then when your done you start sleeping. And then during the middle of the night she rolls on top of you and crushes all of your ribs but one
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