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| About the creators of this kickin site!!! |
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| About us....... |
Well we are 3 creators maybe even 4 here a little bit about all of us...
Hebbie: Well I am 14 and living life large!!! *Cha cha cha* Well I am a super sprots man I play ever sport there is to play I am the undisputed king of soccer  *Cha cha cha* I have been playing a lot of years and I am good. It was my idea to make the site but none of it could be possible without my groving assitants and brilliant writters and we made the greatest ste on the net *Cha cha cha* I am 5'6 and living life large *Cha cha cha* I am 110 pounds and loving my weight I am on the highschool BBall team and soccer *Cha cha cha* Pat is strong he beats me up everyday and I let him becuase if I fiught back he would beat me with his cast. How did he get his cast you ask?? Well here is the story.....
Me, Beezer and the Patman where living life large the afternoon of Halloween when Pat saw a car speeding down the highway and a damsal in distress (Really it was a fly but Pat doesn't care he loves all of God's creatures) Anyway as the car sped up to squash the unsecpecting fly hoping around the road enjoying his dilcious feast of poop Patman put his life on the line and ran infront of the fly to protect it from the man/lady conducting the vechile. She sped up and Pat was struck in the leg and girl then jumped out of the car and bopped poor old Patman on the head and sped off. Pat being as stong as he is was able to shou the fly away to protect it, then walk to the house of Beezer where he made penny whitsles and moon pies for all!! If you would like to e-mail Pat cybernetic condolense cards ~mailto:patpelland@hotmail.com, Click here it will boost his spirit and becuase of the ladys agression he missed the team where he excels BASKETBALL!!! Poor poor Pat the game on Wednesday is for you!! Whaaaaaaa!!!!!
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The Patman: Well I'm 14 and living life with no mental disabilities. Uh.....yeah none.Well I was on the soccer team with Hebbie but I suck at soccer.I play basketball(THE KING)  and I am by far the master athlete of the three.Well,uhh yeah...
I'm 5'7,brown hair and brown eyes.By far the biggest biceps on earth...hehehe..I enjoy mostly beating Scott up on my spare time.Why?Because he is completely helpless against my reign of terror.....and I guess 'cause he's fun to beat up.He is my friend though.Well that's me Pat!Be sure to read about my favorite character,Jukompotie.
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Beezer: Well, I'm 14, 4'11, blonde hair, blue eyes and about 100 pounds. Some people like to call me the shagin' wagon because of my unbelievably fine hair. I like to play basketball, soccer and hockey. I also try to live life large but my life living large abilities are not as great as the ones of the Great Patman's. Me and the Patman are best friends and all of us at the site know eachother personally. My favorite T.V show is The Simpsons, my favorite wrestler is Al Snow, and my favorite penis would have to be the one of Micheal J. Fox (or Bob Seagre, both fine penises.)
In my spare time I like playing videogames, computer games, sports movies.....pretty much everything. I was here at the beginning of the site when it was first made and was a very big part of it. Then my parents got rid of the Internet and I slowly faded into the background like a farting pig with hemroids. Now I really only manage to regularily update my newly founded don't you just hate it when page. I guess that's all I have to say about myself. If you would like me to get down you pan.... I mean contact me you can e-mail me a beezerboy@hotmail.com
Oh and I guess since everyone else has a picture I should have one too 
It's mayonnaise
Jukompotie
Yeah the name's Jukompotie an I can tell you where to shove that American football bitch!!! You ever call me that again and I'll rip out your spine and feed it to my vicious pet banana tree!!! Yeah, that's right go to another mother fucking page right the fuck now asshole!!!!
I'm about 5'12 and I ain't 6 feet tall retard!!! Oh just shut the hell up......and listen. I like chicks with tits....that's me.....Jukompotie.
Although Hebbie may have said he is the best at soccer, I am on the international Portugal team so eat my hairy turd fart....and basketball, I've already won 257 MVPs in my career.......so go home bitch
Everyone else has a picture.....even Beezer...so here's mine, ...not too shabby....don't like it? Go home fuck-face, dip shit,bitchin', cocksuckin'...motherfuckin asshole.
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