Road Dogg

• Let's get jiggy with it
• Road Dogg wants to see the puppies
• Road Dogg lays down a challenge to two pussies
• Ya hear that, the brotha smacks himself down
• Oh you didn't know, yo ass betta call somebody

The Rock

• "It just doesn't matter"
• The Rock talks about the Peoples Ribs
• The Rock is gonna take a sledge hammer turn it side ways and stick it straight up your candy ass
• "It doesn't matter what your opinion is"
• "If ya smelll la la la lellll what The Rock..... is cookin!"
• The Rock tells the Triple H to stick his nose up British Bulldog's ass.
• "Jabroni, you are 3 seconds away and The Rock means, 3 seconds away before The Rock lays the smack down on your cany ass"
• Rock goes over what visitors get when the check there ass into the Smack Down Hotel
• "Your lookin' at the Rock like your part retarded, the Rock will slap the taste out of your mouth"
• "Stone Cold, you go one on one with the Great One, so the Rock can procede to kick your ass all over God's green earth"
• "The Rock is up here on the roody poo bridge, it's on the corner of Peoples Champ Bulevard and Candy Ass Lane"
• The Rock will take both his feet and stick it straight up your rectum
• Don't ask stupid questions infront of The Rock
• Bring your candy asses out here...
• The Rock has a message to roody poo candy ass, Vince McMahon
• "The Rock has 4 donutes for you big fat peices of trash"
• "Without a shadow of a doubt, The Rock is the best damn WWF champ, there ever was"
• The Rock will layeth the smacketh downeth on that candy ass
• Do you smell what the rock is cookin?

Stone Cold Steve Austin

• "Your ass belongs to be if I don't get my belt back in less than 2 hours"
• "Stone Cold is goin to WrestleMania, and after its over, your lookin' at the next WWF champion..."
• Stone Cold says he's gonna burn check into room 316 in the Smack Down hotel and burn that son of a bitch down
• "I'll beat your ass like the sorry son of a bitch that you are"
• "You are lookin at the next WWF champion, right here"
• Don't wear stupid shoes in Stone Cold's prescense
• Stone Cold will beat your ass for free
• McMahon 3:16 - I just pissed in my pants
• Stone Cold Steve Austin WWF Attitude Commercial
• "And that's the bottom line cuz Stone Cold said so"
• Stone Cold's infamous King of the Ring speach (3:16 is bourn)
• "I ain't askin you to lay down, I'll knock your ass down"
• "You have to kill me to be finished with me"
• "When you step in this ring, your messin' with Stone Cold Steve Austin and that's something you don't do"
• "You got your eyes locked on the world's toughest son of a bitch"
• "DTA, Rock, don't trust anybody"
• "Tune in, next week, same Stone Cold time, same Stone Cold channel"
• "I'm sorry for you bein' so damn stupid"
• "They all said Hell yeah!"
• "Personally I think your a big peice of trash"
• "Your the biggest peice of trash I've ever met in my life"
• Vince better not say another word
• Someone's gonna get their ass whipped
• "Ho ho ho, oh hell yeah"
• "All I wanna know is where the hell your comin' from"
• "Helllll Yeah"

Undertaker

• The Undertaker will play the role of the executioner and not the savoir
• "One of us will face the future, and one of us faces enternal darkness"

Val Venis

• The Big Valbowski scores, evertime
• The Big Valbowski has a lot of meat for all the ladies to chomp on

Vince McMahon

• "..you have to earn power, and earn it with respect!"
• There is no chance in hell!
• "Where the hell are your values?"
• "Ohhhhh heellllllllll noooooooooo"
• "That's the bottom line because McMahon said so"
• "McMahon 3:16 - I've got the brass to fire your ass"