| 6:00 am |
The People's Alarm goes off |
| 6:01 am |
The Rock lays the smack down on the People's Snooze Button. |
| 6:16 am |
The Rock gets up, stretches the People's Muscles, and takes the People's Shower |
| 7:00 am |
The Rock convinces the People's Wife to lay down for some early morning
smack...if ya smell what The Rock is cookin'! |
| 8:00 am |
Breakfast - The Rock wants Eggs Benedict, but Jeeves, The People's Butler, is
home sick today so The Rock has to have some Candy Ass Crunch Berries |
| 8:30 am |
Practice eyebrow raising |
| 9:15 am |
Think of new things to say right before The People's Elbow...the last time The
Rock was forced to say, "Milk, milk, lemonade, the other side is where fudge is
made...ya candy ass jabrony!" |
| 10:10 am |
Watching "The Price Is Right," the People's Wife thought that the
medicine was cheaper than the detergent, so The Rock was forced to lay the smack down on
her ignorant rudy poo candy ass. |
| 11:00 am |
The People's Limo arrives to take The Rock to the arena. The traffic is at
a standstill so The Rock has James, The People's Driver, roll down a window, so The Rock
can show those jabronies Rock Bottom |
| 12:15 pm |
The Rock finds "Die Rocky Die" spray-painted on The People's locker
room door. The Rock has to shed the People's Tears. |
| 12:45 pm |
The People's Boss, Vince McMahon, makes X-Pac, the candy ass
jabronie, smack down
an apology on The People's Champ. |
| 1:00 pm |
The People's Champ takes the People's Cat Nap, to rest up for The People's Match
tonight. |
| 8:34 pm |
The Rock enters the People's Arena, jammed to the top with The People's Fans,
cheering for The People's Champ. |
| 8:35 pm |
The
People's Champ and The People engage in some pre-match warm-up with the
newest version of the Rock's CD and VHS - "Sing Along with The
Rock." |
| 8:49 pm |
The Rock hits the candy ass jabronie in the ring with The People's Eyebrow,
followed by The People's Elbow to win the match. |
| 10:10 pm |
The People's Champ takes time out to sign autographs for the rudy
poo, candy ass jabronies. |
| 12:00 am |
The Rock returns home and hops in the People's Bed with the People's Wife to get
some People's Sleep. |
