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You might be a redneck if....



If your two year old has more teeth than you do...

If your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board...

If the ufo hotline limits you to one call a day...

If directions to your house include turn off the paves road...

If you perfer to walk the access off you jeans ratehr than to hem them...

If ging to the bathroom in the middle of the night includes shoes and a flashlight...

If youv'e aver been on telvision five times describing what the tornando sounds like...

If you've ever cut grass and found a car...

If you've ever been to drunk to fish...

If someone askes to see you Id and you show them your belt buckle...

If your dog and your wallet are both on a chain...

If everyday someone caomes to your door mistakinly thinking you're having a garage sell...

If you've ever finaced a tatoo. Three more payments and this son of a gun is mine...

If you go to the family reunion to meet women...

If you see a signthat says say no to crack and it remindes you to pull your jeans up...

If your wifes hairdo has ever been destroyed by a celling fan...

If you own a home that is moble and 14 cars that aren't...

If you've been married three times and still have the same inlaws..

If you think the nutcracker is something you did of the high dive...

If you walk your kid to school because your both in the same grade.......

If you have a Redneck joke you would like to see on this page that isnt there e-mail me.Im always up to suggestions..PLEASE VOTE FOR ME!



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