HEY THERE!YOU, IN INTERNET LAND, ON YOUR COMPUTER/LAPTOP!
YOU HAVE ENTERED MY SECTION THAT TELLS YOU HOW TO JOIN THE OZ CLUB. THE OZ CLUB IS AN INTERNET GROUP YOU CAN JOIN. IT IS MY VERY OWN FAN CLUB. WHEN YOU ARE A MEMBER OF MY CLUB,
YOU WILL HAVE YOUR NAME,WEB PAGE, E-MAIL, AND ANY OTHER IN FORMATION YOU MIGHT WANT TO HAVE ON THIS PAGE. THERE ARE RULES THOUGH. YOUR PAGE,NAME,AND PROFILE MUST BE APPROPRIATE. THAT MEANS NO SWEAR WORDS, NOTHING REALATED TO SEX OR DRUGS. YOU CAN HAVE VIOLENCE THOUGH. ALL MEMBERS WILL RECIVE A FUNNY NEWS LETTER EVERY SATURDAY MORNING,AND WILL BE MENTIONED ON MY PAGE. HERE IS WHAT YOU HAVE TO SEND ME TO JOIN:
YOUR NAME
WEB PAGE
E-MAIL
ABOUT YOU
ANY OTHER JUNK
YOU WILL BE PART OF MY CLUB A FEW DAYS AFTER YOU SEND ME THIS INFORMATION. MY MAIL ADDRESS IS:
the_oz_god@hotmail.com
I HOPE YOU JOIN AND BECOME ONE OF THE BILLIONS OF MY FANS.
-YOUR IDOL, THE GREAT DARK SITHLORD, OZ |