On a Light Note...
After all this time that I did tarry,
I finally decided upon the one I want to marry.
It's my pleasure to introduce him to you,
Of all his Ma'alos I'll mention but a few.
He's tall, he's thin, he's so "lechtig" you see,
I'm truly convinced he's the one for me.
Always listens to what I have to say,
Never interrupts in any way.
So Anivus'dig, with his head down,
On his face, never a frown.
A shining countenance, with a radiant smile,
He's one you can lean on for quite a while.
The product of Yichus, many years down the road,
His Zeides were just like him, so I'm told.
Loyal, strong, and steadfast in his ways,
He's very bright, and has patience night and day.
We're eagerly anticipating a delightful life,
As I take on the role of becoming his wife.
So what can I tell you, of all the boys they've "redd",
We've cast them aside for this one instead.
This one seems to "pas" the most,
Please meet my choson - the lamppost!
F. Batasher
Attempt at a Limerick
Three men went up in a rocket,
But unfortunately forgot to lock it.
So now, you must see,
They are drinking tea,
In the bottom of the ocean's pocket.
Rikki S. |