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Mmm... chocolate

Mmm... donuts

Mmm... free goo

Mmm... hog fat

Mmm... invisible cola

Mmm... 64 slices of American cheese

Mmm... forbidden donut

Mmm... Organised crime

Aah!

D'oh!

I am so smart...

Shut up brain!

It seems that the cat has been caught by the very person who was trying to catch him.

My name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me...

I'm going...outside...to stalk...Lenny and Carl...D'oh!

I saw weird stuff in that place last night...

You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to Hell!!!

Shut up liver (punches it) Ow... my liver hurts.

How was jerk practice, boy?

Homer realises how boring baseball is.

OK brain, I don't like you and you don't like me, but lets just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer...

Weasling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel.

The lesson is, never try.

Lisa, you and your stories, Bart is a vampire, beer kills brain cells...

Well, if it isn't the leader of the wiener patrol, boning up on his nerd lessons.

meow meow meow meow meow...

Kiss my curvy butt goodbye!

Tramampoline!!! Trabompoline!!!

Stupid TV. Be more funny!

Maybe I shouldn't have eaten that powdered gravy I found in the parking lot.

That dog has a puffy tail!

Aah! Boogieman!

English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England.

George: Hello Homer, I’m George Harrison. Homer: Oh my god, where did you get that brownie?

I gave my love a chicken, it had no bone… mmm… chicken

What if I’m taking a shower and I slip on a bar of soap? Oh my god I’d be killed!

Scully: Now we’re going to hook you up to a lie detector and ask you a few yes or no questions. Do you understand...

I saw this movie once about a bus which couldn’t go over 50, or the bomb would go off. I think It was called The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down

When I say "hello Mr Thompson" and press down on your foot, you smile and nod…

Yeah they did sure suck last night, they were the suckiest bunch of sucks I’ve ever seen…

Don’t eat me! I have a wife and kids! Eat them.

Where’s my burrito

Lisa: World domination? Homer: That might be a typo. Homer's brain: Mental note, the girl knows too much.

Shopkeeper: Take this doll, but beware... it carries a terrible curse. Homer: That's bad...

Lisa, if you don’t like your job, you don’t strike, you just go in every day and do it really half assed.

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