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Beyond Blunderdome (#AABF23)
Homer becomes a Hollywood consultant after proving himself the only man on earth who shares Mel Gibson's ill will against an inadequately-violent remake of "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington." Also guest starring Jack Burns. [US airdate: 1999-09-26]

Brother's Little Helper (#AABF22)
When Bart is hastily diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder, he becomes the latest victim of "Focusin," a new drug touted to boost academic attention spans. Guest starring Mark McGwire. [US airdate: 1999-10-03]

Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? (#AABF21)
With a little help from Lisa, Homer takes on the job of food critic for The Springfield Shopper. But when his reviews begin to spoil reputations, the local restaurant owners devise a plan of action against Homer's sour grapes. [US airdate: 1999-10-24]

Treehouse of Horror X (#BABF01)
Ned Flanders returns from the grave seeking revenge after Marge accidentally runs him over in "I Know What You Diddily-Iddily Did." Next, in "Desperately Xeeking Xena," Bart and Lisa's new powers take them on a quest to rescue Lucy Lawless from a mad memorabilia collector bent on adding Xena to his stash of Hollywood celebrities. Finally, a global "Y2K" meltdown destroys earth after Homer neglects to debug the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant's computers in "Life's A Glitch, Then You Die." Also guest starring Dick Clark and Tom Arnold. [US airdate: 1999-10-31]

E-I-E-I-(ANNOYED GRUNT) (#AABF19)
Homer and family move to an old farm where he and Bart conjure up "Tomacco," an incredibly addictive cross between Tobacco and Tomatoes. [US airdate: 1999-11-07]

Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder (#BABF02)
After Homer becomes a bowling sensation, he experiences an encounter with Penn & Teller. Guest starring Penn Jillette, Raymond Teller, Ron Howard, Nancy O'Dell, Pat O'Brien [US airdate: 1999-11-14]

Eight Misbehavin' (#BABF03)
Apu's wife gives birth to octuplets. Guest starring Jan Hooks [US airdate: 1999-11-21]

Take My Wife, Sleaze (#BABF05)
Homer and friends run into NRBQ at a 50s-style restaurant after his newly-formed biker's club, Hell's Satans, makes a pit stop. Guest starring John Goodman and Henry Winkler. [US airdate: 1999-11-28]

Little Big Mom (#BABF04)
After suffering an accident at a local skiing attraction, Marge relinquishes control of the household to the next-most responsible member of the family. Guest starring Elwood Edwards (the voice of AOL).

Faith Off (#BABF06)
Bart becomes hooked on the art of faith healing after witnessing the spin of a travelling revivalist. Meanwhile, Homer prepares for the homecoming game of his old college-days chums. Guest starring Joe Mantegna as Fat Tony and Don Cheadle as ?.

Grift of the Magi (#BABF07)
A sinister toy company unveils Funzo, next "Tickle Me Elmo" style fad to Springfield's Christmas shoppers. Guest starring Gary Coleman.

The Mansion Family (#BABF08)
After receiving an award for oldest citizen of Springfield, Mr.Burns checks into the Mayo Clinic, leaving The Simpsons in charge of his luxurious mansion. Guest starring Britney Spears. [US airdate: 2000-01-23]

Saddlesore Galactica (#BABF09)
Homer and Bart discover the ups and downs of horse racing. Guest starring Randy Bachman and Fred Turner. [US airdate: 2000-02-06]

Alone Again, Natura-Diddly (#BABF10)
The Simpsons help Ned Flanders through tough times after losing his wife to an untimely death. Guest starring Shawn Colvin. [US airdate: 2000-02-13]

Missionary: Impossible (#BABF11)
Homer becomes a missionary on a remote, tropical island as part of his effort evade the local PBS affiliate's pledge drive collection officials. Guest starring Betty White as herself.

Pygmoelian (#BABF12)
Moe's new face lands him the lead on one of Springfield's hottest daytime soap operas.

Bart to the Future (#BABF13)

Bart finds his future self a ne'er-do-well musician and Ralph Wiggum's room mate. Meanwhile, Lisa seems to be President of the United States.

Days of Wine and D'oh'ses (#BABF14)
After seeing a videotape of himself intoxicated, Barney turns over a new leaf and goes the sober route. Meanwhile, Bart and Lisa learn the ups and downs of photography in a contest held by the local telephone company.

Last Tap Dance in Springfield (#BABF15)
Marge enrols Lisa in a dance studio operated by former child actress Vicki Valentine. But when Vicki pulls her from tango to tap, Lisa quickly outshines her teacher.

Kill the Alligator and Run (#BABF16)
After running over Florida's beloved alligator Captain Jack, Homer and the family dedicate their spring break vacation to avoiding the local authorities. Guest starring Kid Rock, Joe C., Charlie Rose and Robert Evans as themselves.

It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge (#BABF18)
Marge is out-mothered by a young woman who has taken up temporary residence at the Simpson home.

Behind the Laughter (#BABF19)
Explore the "actual," off-stage lives of the Simpson family, from the money and drugs to celebrity and supermodels, including testimonial from Springfield citizens about how fame tore the family apart, and Homer's addictive struggle with pain killers. Guest starring Willie Nelson.
Season Finale

The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace (#5F21)

Homer experiences a mid-life crisis when he realises, at 38.1 years of age, that he hasn't accomplished anything meaningful. To curve his remorse, Homer decides to pattern himself after Thomas Edison and become the next great inventor. Guest starring William Daniels. [US airdate: 1998-09-20]

Bart, the Mother (#5F22)

Bart accidentally kills a mother bird with Nelson Muntz's bee-bee gun, and tries his best to raise the mother's eggs on his own. But when the hatchlings turn out to be a pair of destructive lizards that harvest nests for their own survival, the town's bird population is placed at a great risk. [US airdate: 1998-09-27]

Treehouse of Horror IX (#AABF01)

Hell Toupeé: Homer's new hair transplant commands him to avenge its former owner's foes.

The Terror of Tiny Toon: Bart and Lisa are sucked into their television to play a deadly game of cat and mouse with Itchy & Scratchy

Starship Poopers: Maggie's actual father is revealed to be an alien, leading to a spot on the esteemed Jerry Springer Show. Guest starring Regis Philbin, Kathie Lee Gifford, Jerry Springer, Ed McMahon and Robert Englund. [US airdate: 1998-10-25]

When You Dish Upon a Star (#5F19)

Keeping Hollywood secrets proves difficult for Homer when he scores a personal assistant job for the husband and wife team, Alec Baldwin & Kim Basinger. Also guest starring Ron Howard and Brian Grazer. [US airdate: 1998-11-08]

D'oh-In in the Wind (#AABF02)

Homer sets out to determine what his middle initial stands for, but in the process, delves into the old free-spirit ways of hippies, inspired by his mother's radical past and former associates. Guest starring George Carlin and Martin Mull. [US airdate: 1998-11-15]

Lisa Gets an A (#AABF03)

In discovering the joy of video gaming, Lisa neglects to study for her upcoming test, which she later relents to cheating upon in order to pass. But when the resulting grade raises the school's state average and qualifies it for financial aid, the intendance forces her to cover up all wrong- doing. Meanwhile, Homer raises a baby lobster to beat the high store prices of adults. [US airdate: 1998-11-22]

Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" (#AABF04)

On behalf of Homer's infamous ignorance, Grampa Simpson falls victim to a textbook kidney blowout. But when Homer steps up to offer a donor kidney, he quickly finds himself suffering from a much more common phenomenon: cold feet. [US airdate: 1998-12-06]

Mayored to the Mob (#AABF05)

When Homer rescues Mark Hamill and Mayor Quimby from a roudy mob of sci-fi fanatics, he is appointed the mayor's new bodyguard. But after convincing Quimby that he needs to stop Fat Tony's mob from selling rat's milk to the town's schools, the mayor's life is placed in jeopardy. [US airdate: 1998-12-20]

Viva Ned Flanders (#AABF06)

Discouraged by sixty years of minding his P's and Q's, Ned Flanders asks Homer to reveal the secret of his intoxicating lust for life. But Homer's plans to spice up Ned's life go a little haywire when they land the pair in the chapel o' love with a pair of grubby cocktail waitresses. Guest starring The Moody Blues. [US airdate: 1999-01-10]

Wild Barts Can't Be Broken (#AABF07)

Homer and his drunken cohorts celebrate an improbable victory by the Springfield Isotopes in trashing the local elementary school. But when the police force fails to locate the actual vandals, the town's children are hastily blamed for the rowdiness and punished with a new sunset curfew. Guest starring Cyndi Lauper. [US airdate: 1999-01-17]

Sunday, Cruddy Sunday (#AABF08)

Super Bowl fever takes control of Homer's psyche after a travel agent offers him and a busload of friends free passage to the game. But when the tickets turn out to be counterfeit, Homer must consult his cunning in finding a way into the stadium. Guest starring Fred Willard, Troy Aikman, Rosie Grier, John Madden, Dan Marino, Pat Summerall, Dolly Parton and Rupert Murdoch. [US airdate: 1999-01-31]

Homer to the Max (#AABF09)

When the new television show, "Police Cops," premiers with a savvy character holding Homer's full name, the real-life Homer enjoys mock-stardom en masse. But when the show is retooled to give the character a Gomer Pyle-like facade, Homer changes his name to Max Power to escape the laughing and taunts of fellow townspeople. Guest starring Ed Begley, Jr. [US airdate: 1999-02-07]

I'm With Cupid (#AABF11)

As Kwik-E-Mart convenience store proprietor Apu showers his wife with glowing, outrageous Valentine's Day gifts, the other husbands of Springfield are made to look bad in his shadow. But as his gifts grow increasingly grand, the men attempt to foil his efforts, instigating a Valentine's massacre. Guest starring Jan Hooks and Elton John. [US airdate: 1999-02-14]

Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers" (#AABF10)

Homer offers Marge a new Canyonero SUV after embarassingly discovering that he purchased the female model. But once in the driver's seat, Marge becomes increasingly intoxicated by the vehicle's dynamism, leading to a case of aggravated road rage. Featuring Hank Williams, Jr. [US airdate: 1999-02-21]

Make Room for Lisa (#AABF12)

Lisa experiences stress when forced to temporarily share a room with Bart. Meanwhile, Marge discovers the joys of eavesdropping on cellular telephone calls and becomes obsessed with the personal dramas of complete strangers. [US airdate: 1999-02-28]

Maximum Homerdrive (#AABF13)

Homer takes on a gruff truck driver in a beef-eating contest. But when the trucker pays the high price of trying to top Homer's bottomless stomach, Homer vows to deliver his cargo, leading to a cross-country truckin' adventure. Meanwhile, Marge and Lisa make the best of a troublesome new doorbell. [US airdate: 1999-03-28]

Simpsons Bible Stories (#AABF14)

Reverend Lovejoy is showing his stuff with the latest in a series of disinteresting sermons. Bored so terribly are the Simpsons that each gradually doses off, dreaming that they're Adam and Eve, Moses and David facing Goliath. [US airdate: 1999-04-04]

Mom and Pop Art (#AABF15)

When Homer learns to vent his anger through home-grown artwork, he attracts the attention of a professional art dealer. Guest voices Isabella Rossellini and Jasper Johns [US airdate: 1999-04-11]

The Old Man and the "C" Student (#AABF16)

After causing his fellow townspeople to lose the Olympic Games, Bart is forced to slave away his free time helping the elderly residents of the local retirement home. Guest starring Jack LaLanne. [US airdate: 1999-04-25]

Monty Can't Buy Me Love (#AABF17)

Mr. Burns tries his hand at winning the public's admiration by taking part in blue collar radio talk shows and retrieving the legendary Loch Ness Monster. Guest starring Michael McKean. [US airdate: 1999-05-02]

They Saved Lisa's Brain (#AABF18)

Lisa is invited to join the local MENSA society after penning an inspiring letter over Springfield's complete humiliation at the hands of her father. Guest starring Stephen Hawking. [US airdate: 1999-05-09]

Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo (#AABF20)

After losing their last million yen, the Simpsons agree to participate in a dangerous Japanese TV game show in exchange for air fare back home. Guest voice George Takei. [US airdate: 1999-05-16]

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