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See my Vest
Flinstones Theme
Mr Plow Rap
Who needs the Kwiki Mart
Were Sending or love well
Baby on Board
Talkin Softball
Your wife understands you
The first Annual
Kamp Krusty Song
When the fire starts to burn
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Bart
Lisa
Moe
Apu
Krusty
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Chief Wiggum
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Captain McCallister
Lionel Hutz
Sideshow Bob
Dr Nick
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Simpsons Roasting On An Open Fire (aka The Simpsons Xmas Special) (7G08)
It's a not-so-merry Christmas for the Simpsons, when Mr. Burns decides to cut the Christmas bonuses and Marge had to spend the Christmas savings to erase a tattoo Bart thought would make a great Christmas present. In order to hide the fact that he did not get the bonus, Homer takes a second job as a store Santa. [Aired December 17, 1989]
Bart The Genius (7G02)
Bart swaps IQ tests with the class brain, and ends up the butt of everyone's jokes at a school for gifted kids. [Aired January 14, 1990]
Homers Odyssey (7G03)
Homer gets fired for causing another accident at the nuclear plant, and almost commits suicide. He see the light, and becomes a safety activist, and soon goes after the plant he was fired from. [Aired January 21, 1990]
Theres No Disgrace Like Home (7G04)
After seeing family bliss at the recent family picnic, Homer sells the TV and goes to a psychiatrist advertised on TV. [Aired January 28, 1990]
Bart the General (7G05)
When Bart gets beat up by the school bully for defending Lisa, he organises his friends to go after the bully. [Aired February 4, 1990]
Moaning Lisa (7G06)
Lisa is feeling down and blue about the problems around her, and meets a fellow blues musician, Bleedin' Gums Murphy. [Aired February 11, 1990]
Call of the Simpsons
It's a camping misadventure for the Simpsons. First, the Simpson's get lost in the woods and lose all their camping equipment. Then, Bart and Homer go get help, but get washed down a waterfall, and lose all their clothes. Meanwhile, Maggie meets up with some bears. Then, Homer is mistaken for Big Foot. [Aired February 18, 1990]
The Telltale Head (7G07)
In order to impress some bad kids at school, Bart cuts off the head of a statue of the town's founder, Jebediah Obediah Zacariah Jenadiah Springfield. Unfortunately, this stunt shocks the whole town. [Aired February 25, 1990]
Life In The Fast Lane (aka Jacques To Be Wild (7G11)
Homer gives Marge a bowling ball for her birthday, intending to use it for himself. However, Marge vows to learn how to bowl, and ends up getting intimate with Jacques, her bowling teacher. [Aired March 18, 1990]
Homer's Night Out (7G10):
Using his new mail-order spy camera, Bart catches Homer dancing with a strip dancer at a stag party. [Aired March 25, 1990]
The Crepes of Wrath (7G13):
After flushing a cherry bomb down the school toilet, Bart is sent to France via a student exchange, and ends up working for some crooks who want to put anti-freeze in the wine. Meanwhile, the Simpsons receive Adil Hoaxha, an Albanian exchange student who is actually a spy. [Aired April 15, 1990]
Krusty Gets Busted (7G12):
When Krusty the Klown is caught robbing the Kwik-E-Mart, Bart vows to clear his hero's name, even though the robbery was witnessed by his father, Homer. [Aired April 29, 1990]
Some Enchanted Evening (7G01):
When Marge calls a radio shrink and tells that their marriage is failing, Homer takes Marge out to a nice dinner and a night at the Offramp Inn. However, the sitter they hired was featured that night on America's Most Armed and Dangerous. guest stars Penny Marshall. [Aired May 13, 1990] |
Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish (7F01):
In order to keep his nuclear plant from being closed down due to numerous violations, Montgomery Burns decides to run for governor. [Aired November 1, 1990]
Dancin' Homer (7F05):
After helping the Springfield Isotopes win a game, Dancin' Homer becomes the team mascot, and the family gets invited to Capital City. Tom Poston guest stars. [Aired November 8, 1990] NOTES: Tony Bennett sings the Capital City song, a variation of New York, New York.
Dead Putting Society (7F08):
Bart and Todd Flanders enter a miniature golf tournament at Sir Putt-A-Lots. However, Homer and Ned Flanders bet that the father of the boy who does not win mows the neighbours lawn in their wife's Sunday dress. [Aired November 15, 1990]
Bart Vs. Thanksgiving (7F07):
Bart runs away from home when he "accidentally" burns Lisa's masterpiece and refuses to apologise about it. [Aired November 22, 1990]
Bart the Daredevil (7F06):
Bart embarks on a life of death-defying feats when he sees a daredevil perform at a Monster Truck Rally. [Aired December 6, 1990]
Itchy & Scratchy & Marge (7F09):
After watching an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon, Maggie bonks Homer in the head with a hammer. When this happens, Marge vows to eliminate violence in cartoons. [Aired December 20, 1990]
Episode 23: Bart Gets Hit By A Car (7F10):
When Mr. Burns hits Bart in a auto accident, and is willing to pay only one-hundred dollars, Homer sues Mr. Burns for a million. NOTES: The Devil and Lionel Hutz are introduced. [Aired January 10, 1991]
One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish (7F11):
Homer believes that he has 24 hours to live after thinking he ate the deadly blowfish at a local sushi restaurant. [Aired January 24, 1991] NOTES: George Takei guest voices as the Japanese waiter. Larry King narrates the bible.
The Way We Was (7F12):
When the TV goes out, Homer and Marge tell how they first met in 1974 Springfield. [Aired January 31, 1991]
Homer Vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment (7F13):
In 2300 BC, Moses received the ten commandments from God, among which was Thou Shalt Not Steal. In present day Springfield, Homer gets an illegal cable hook-up, which Lisa refuses to watch, for fear of losing her soul. [Aired February 7, 1991]
Principal Charming (7F15):
Homer sets up a date between Principal Skinner and Marge's sister, Selma. However, it ends up being Skinner and Patty. [Aired February 14, 1991]
Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? (7F16):
Fearing death, Grandpa Simpson tells Homer that he has a half-brother. This half-brother, Herbert Powell, is a carmaker in Detroit, and wants Homer to design a car for the average man to save his car company. [Aired February 21, 1991] NOTES: Danny DeVito guest voices as Herbert Powell.
Bart's Dog Gets An F (7F14):
After chewing up Homer's new $125 sneakers and the Bouvier family quilt, Santa's Little Helper is enrolled in an obedience school. [Aired March 7, 1991] NOTES: Tracey Ullman guest voices.
Old Money (7F17):
When Abraham 'Grandpa' Simpson inherits one hundred six thousand dollars from his deceased sweetie, he decides to give it to people who need it most. Audrey Meadows guest star. [Aired March 28, 1991]
Brush with Greatness (7F18):
While Homer tackles his weight problem, Marge takes up painting, a skill which she gave up due to an obnoxious art teacher in high school, and ends up being commissioned to do a portrait of Mr. Burns. [Aired April 11, 1991] NOTES: Ringo Starr voices as himself.
Lisa's Substitute (7F19):
Lisa's regular teacher falls sick, and gets replaced with a substitute teacher who changes the face of learning for Lisa. Meanwhile, Bart runs against Martin, the class brain, for president of his class. [Aired April 25, 1991] NOTES: Dustin Hoffman voices as Mr. Bergstrom uncredited.
War Of The Simpsons (7F20):
After being embarrassed by Homer during a house party, Marge signs up for Reverend Lovejoy's marriage retreat at Catfish Lake. However, Homer has fishing on his mind, and the only sitter they could get at the last minute is Grandpa Simpson. [Aired May 2, 1991]
Three Men and a Comic Book (7F21):
In order to earn enough money to purchase the very first Radioactive Man comic book (valued at $100), Bart takes a part time job with a neighbour. However, after discovering that working is for chumps, Bart enters into a partnership with Martin and Milhouse. Cloris Leachman guest stars. [Aired May 9, 1991]
Blood Feud (7F22):
Mr. Burns needs double-O negative blood, and only Bart can supply it. Now, Homer wants some gratitude for Bart's donation. [Aired July 11, 1991]
Stark Raving Dad (7F24):
Thanks to Bart leaving his lucky red hat in the load of washed white shirts, Homer wears a pink shirt to the nuclear power plant. He is promptly committed to a mental institution, where he meets up with a white man who walks and talks like Michael Jackson. [Aired September 19, 1991] NOTE: Michael Jackson did the voice uncredited.
NOTE: The following episodes are broadcast in Dolby Surround Stereo.
Mr Lisa Goes To Washington (8F01):
Thanks to Lisa's patriotic and winning essay in a Reading Digest contest, the Simpsons win a trip to Washington DC. However, Lisa's faith in democracy is shaken when she sees her local representative taking a bribe for a permit to cut down Springfield National Forest. [Aired September 26, 1991]
When Flanders Failed (7F23):
Ned Flanders quits his regular job and announces at a barbecue that he is opening a mall store catering to lefties. Homer, however, wishes that Flanders would fail. [Aired October 3, 1991]
Bart The Murderer (8F03):
After having a very lousy day of school, Bart accidentally stumbles into `The Legitimate Businessman Social Club', a mobster front. He becomes a bartender, but when he shows up late at work and blames Principal Skinner, Skinner disappears. Joe Mantegna and Neil Patrick Harris guest star. [Aired October 10, 1991]
Homer Defined (8F04):
When Homer accidentally saved two nuclear plants, he becomes a hero, and is admired by his daughter, Lisa. Magic Johnson and Chick Hearn guest stars. [Aired October 17, 1991]
Like Father, Like Clown (8F05):
Krusty finally drops by to have dinner with the Simpsons to thank Bart for believing him (see Krusty Gets Busted), and drops a bombshell: He real name is Krustofsky, and he is estranged from his rabbi father, who disowned him when Krusty decided to be a clown instead of a rabbi. Now, Bart vows to reunite Klown and rabbi. [Aired October 24, 1991] NOTE: Jackie Mason is the voice of Rabbi Krustofsky.
The Simpsons Halloween Special II (aka Treehouse of Horror II) (8F02):
In the sequel to the original Treehouse of Horror, three more tales of horror. Lisa, Bart, and Homer eat too much candy, and end up having nightmares...:
The Monkey's Paw - The Simpsons, on a foreign trip, pick up a monkey's paw that gives the holder four wishes . . . with bad side effects.
Bart The Monster - In a parody of a classic Twilight Zone episode, everyone in Springfield must be happy or else something will happen to them by a monster. The monster is known as . . . Bart Simpson, the kid with the mental powers.
Homer's Brain - Homer gets randomly fired from the nuclear power plant, and gets hired as a gravedigger. He falls asleep in the grave, and gets picked up by Mr. Burns for a cyborg experiment.
[Aired October 31, 1991]
Lisa's Pony (8F06):
After disappointing Lisa, again, Homer finally gives Lisa a pony. Now, in desperation to pay off the bills associated with owning a pony, Homer works the graveyard shift at Apu's Kwik-E-Mart. [Aired November 7, 1991]
Saturdays of Thunder (8F07):
In order to build a father/son relationship, Homer helps Bart build a soapbox racer. However, when Martin crashes his racer during the time trials, Bart must make an important decision: Turn his back on his father and be Martin's replacement driver, or race in his soapbox and let Nelson win. [Aired November 14, 1991]
Flaming Moe's (8F08):
Homer helps invent the hottest drink in Springfield. However, when Moe steals the recipe and turns Moe's Tavern into the hottest spot in Springfield, Homer vows revenge. Guest stars Catherine O'Hara and the Rock band Aerosmith. [Aired November 21, 1991]
Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk (Burns Sells The Power Plant) (8F09):
Homer finds that his job as `safety inspector' is in danger when Mr. Burns sells the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant to German businessmen for $100,000,000. [Aired December 5, 1991]
I Married Marge (8F10):
Picking up where The Way We Was left off....The year is 1980, and Homer is working at the local miniature golfing course, living with Marge's parents, and dating Marge. Then Marge becomes pregnant with Bart. [Aired December 26, 1991]
Radio Bart (8F11):
It's Bart's tenth birthday. Bart receives a radio microphone, which he promptly uses to play practical jokes on everyone, including that a little boy named Timmy O'Toole has fallen down the local well. [Aired January 9, 1992] NOTE: Sting guest voices as himself with a song titled We're Sending Our Love Down The Well.
Lisa the Greek (8F12):
Lisa's football predicting skills brings about a closer relationship between Homer and Lisa, not to mention making Moe broke, until Lisa realises that the relationship may end with the Super Bowl. [Aired January 23, 1992] [repeats of this episode had portions redubbed for later Super Bowls]
Homer at the Bat (8F13):
Mr. Burns bets $1,000,000 that his company team can beat a competing plant's team. In order to do so, he replaced the regular company team with new security guard Roger Clemens, new janitor Wade Boggs, lunchroom cashier Ken Griffey Jr., and other new employees like Steve Sax, Don Mattingly, Ozzie Smith, Darryl Strawberry, Jose Canseco, and Mike Scoscia (who runs the solid contaminate encapsulator. Terry Cashman also guest stars. [Aired February 20, 1992]
Homer Alone (8F14):
When the family causes Marge to flip out, she takes a vacation from it all at Rancho Relaxo, leaving Lisa and Bart with Patty and Selma (shudder), and Homer alone with Maggie. Then, Maggie goes searching for Marge. [Aired February 6, 1992]
Separate Vocations (8F15):
After taking the Career Aptitude Normalisation Test, or CANT test, Lisa finds out she's more suited to be a homemaker, while Bart is more suited to be a police officer. While Bart enjoys his taste of authority, Lisa turns into a bad kid. [Aired February 27, 1992] NOTE: Steve Allen guest voices.
Bart the Lover (8F16):
He has the name of the 23rd president, the face of Gordie Howe, and the lines of a Frenchman. Is Mrs. Krabapple's new pen pal/lover Bart's latest practical joke? Meanwhile, Homer starts building a doghouse, and learns to give up swearing. [Aired February 13, 1992]
Dog of Death (8F17):
When Santa's Little Helper suffers from a twisted stomach, the Simpsons sacrifice in order to pay for a life saving operation. However, when the family's morale suffers from the cuts, the dog runs away, and quickly becomes one of Mr. Burns' hounds. [Aired March 12, 1992]
Colonel Homer (8F19):
After a particularly bad movie experience, Homer drives to a bar where he discovers a singer named Lurleen Lumpkin. Now, Colonel Homer is her manager, much to Marge's disgust. Beverly D'Angelo guest stars. [Aired March 26, 1992]
Black Widower (8F20):
Sideshow Bob gets paroled, and marries Selma. However, Bart suspects that Sideshow Bob has something else up his sleeve. [Aired April 9, 1992]
The Otto Show (8F21):
Otto loses his job driving the school bus, partially because he doesn't have a driver's license, and, after being kicked out of his apartment, goes to live with the Simpsons. Spinal Tap guest star. [Aired April 23, 1992]
Bart's Friend Falls In Love (8F22):
Bart and Milhouse enter the age of cooties, when Milhouse dates a new girl... without her father knowing it. Meanwhile, Homer tries to lose weight by listening to a subliminal tape. Kimmy Robertson guest stars. [Aired May 7, 1992]
Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes? (8F23):
Herbert Powell returns, and asks the Simpsons help for an invention idea of his, using the money Homer received from the nuclear plant for some bogus award. Guest stars Joe Frazier and Danny DeVito. [Aired August 27, 1992]
Kamp Krusty (8F24):
Bart and Lisa spend six weeks at Camp Krusty. However, the camp is not what it seems, as Bart and Lisa quickly find out. [Aired September 24, 1992]
A Streetcar Named Marge (8F18):
Marge takes a part in the musical version of A Streetcar N
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