Some little tricks that might come in handy when someone is annoying you...


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Squirt castor oil into the exhaust of the loser's car while stopped. When the exhaust reaches a certain temperature, it will cause a large amount of smoke. Just the thing to help a nervous driver.

Around Cristmas time, run an advertisement in your local paper with the following message: 'I need all used Cristmas trees. Please leave them on my lawn, and i will pay £5 for each', then leave your loser's address. The paper will take your money and print the advert no questions asked. This trick works best if the loser is on holiday over Cristmas.

If you know your loser is going to throw a party, arrange for him to find out that somebody is going crash his party dressed as the police. On the night, go to a phone booth and call the police and tell them that there's a rowdy party going on and drugs are being taken.

Call in a bomb threat to a school, then leave the hand-set off the hook. Of course only do this at the loser's home, someone will visit.

If you loser get's a parking ticket, get it before he does. Write a message on the back insulting the police and send it in.