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 Yo momma is such a slut that shes like a hardware store 4 cents a screw. Yo mama is so fat when she took her dress to the dry cleaners. They told her that they don't do curtains. Yo momma is such a slut that she's like a t.v even a 4 year old can turn her on. Yo momma is so old that if she lived her age she would die. Yo momma is so stupid she got locked in her bedroom and sleept on the floor. Yo momma is so stupid that she stole FREE bread. Yo mama is so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. Yo mama is so stupid when i told her to oink like a pig she said moo. Yo momma is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. Yo mama so fat she put on a yellow rain coat and everybody yelled taxi. Yo momma so ugly, she has to tie a sausage around her neck to get the dog to play with her. Yo momma so fat, when she bends over we lose an hour of day light. Yo momma so fat, she went outside wearing a coke-cola t-shirt, and a kid tried to put coins in her ear and press her belly button. Yo momma so ugly she makes onions cry. Yo momma so fat she went bungie jumping and took down the whole bridge! Yo momma so stupid, she saw a sign that said "Wet Floor"and started taking a piss! Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. Yo momma so stupid she looked for the forest but the trees were in the way. Yo momma Is So Stupid she saw a sign saying 2 cookies for a dollar, so she threw down 2 cookies and asked "where's my dollar?" Yo momma is so slutty, someone yelled HOEDOWN and she hit the floor. Yo momma so fat, she's the same height standing up or lying down. Yo momma so stupid she thought a Jehovas Witness was someone who testified in court. |
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