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This man went to the doctor because he had a problem. The doctor
asked him what was wrong and the man said his dick was orange. So
the doctor ran all the normal tests on him to see what was wrong. The
doctor did not find any thing wrong with the man so the doctor asked
the man if he lived next to a waste dump. The man said "NO". Then the
doctor asked him if he handled any toxic chemicals at work. Again the
man said "NO that he didn't have a job". So the doctor asked him what
he did all day long and the man said " I just sit around , watch Playboy
Channel, and Eat CHEETOS."

How is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or
how long it'll last.

If men got pregnant.... abortion would be available in convenience stores
and drive through windows.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking? Because they already have boyfriends.

Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics?
He had it bronzed.

Why do men like masturbation? Its sex with someone they love.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Corvette?
The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

Why does the stupid man put ice in his condom? To keep the swelling down.

What so you call a lesbian dinosaur? A licalotapus.

What's the difference between a woman and a computer??
Answer: A woman would never accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy!!
Answer2: You only have to punch the data into a computer once.
Answer3: A Computer will go down on you without dinner and a movie.
Answer4: You can not put a 3.5" floppy in a woman
...and a computer can't turn a 3.5" floppy into a hard drive in a matter
of seconds...

Q. How many men does it take to put a roll of toilet paper on the hanger?
A. No one knows... its never happened

THERE WILL BE MORE JOKES IN A WHILE...

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