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| yes this baz song was made by ME and its damn good if i do say so myself ! |
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| Well you must have heard the original Baz luhrmann song and seen the other alcohol one! well then here is my VERY OWN that i have made!!! Hit it....... well erm me hehe... enjoy this one is called have sex! Have Sex!! If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sex would be it. The long-term benefits of sex have been consistently misunderstood by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own FUCKING experience. I will dispense this advice now. Enjoy the power and beauty of your partners body. Oh, never mind. You will not understand the power and beauty of your partners body until it's all manky and wrinkled. But trust me, in 20 years, you'll look back at photos of yourself Fucking in a club’s toilet and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much pushing you done and how fabulous it really was. You are not as sick as you imagine. Don't worry about where the next fuck is coming from. Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to pull a page three model after 15 wanks. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your sex-graved mind, like the unexpected lack of condoms in your bedside drawer. Shag one thing every day that scares you. DON’T fuck badly. Be reckless when buying other people whores. Don't put up with people who are reckless when buying yours. Shag. Don't waste your time on durex dolls. Sometimes you'll get a good head, sometimes you'll get bad ones. The race is long and, in the end, it's only to the bedroom. Get it up with the tarts in the red light zones. Keep it down with your parents close friends. If you don't succeed in doing this, Take viagra NOW. Keep your Porn tapes. Throw away your used condoms. “bounce”. Don't feel guilty if you don't know when you might “bounce your balls” in life. Some of the most interesting people I know didn't at 22.and the most interesting 40-year-olds I know still haven't. Get plenty of Blowjobs. be kind to your lover. You'll miss ALL the housework they do when they’ve gone. Maybe you'll pull, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll do some bird up the arse, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll enter porn films at 40, maybe you'll get a strip-o-gram on your 75th Birthday. Whatever posistion you do, congratulate yourself far too much on the way you done it. Your choices of “bird” are half when you are you are 80. So get STUCK IN. Enjoy someone else's body. Use it every way you can. Don't be afraid of it or of what the lads might think of it. It's probably the only time you'll ever pull. Fuck, even if you have nowhere to do it but on the street with a Blow up doll. Ignore the Rich, be like them. Do not read Porn magazines, they will only make you want a wank. Get to know your parents. You never know when you'll have tell them how many kids you have. Be nice to your Partner. They're your best link to the bed and the person most likely to stop your horney feelings. Understand that partners cum then LEG-IT. Work hard to fill the gap, because the older you get, the harder it will be to get it filled . Live in Soho once, but leave before it makes you a pimp. Live in Liverpool once, but leave before your parents end up in a prison. Lick. Accept certain inalienable truths: sex prices will rise.Pimp’s will throw you out. You, too, will get a hardon. And when you do, you'll fantasise!. Respect sexoholics. Don't expect anyone else to buy you get laid Maybe you'll have a BIG partner. Maybe you'll have a SMALL one. But you never know when either size might stop working. Don't mess too much with sex toys or by the time you're 25 you will look like a sweaty mess! Be careful whose sex you buy, but be patient with those who supply it. Cheap sex is a form of rip-off. You know that if its cheap then its CRAP, getting it is NOT as hard as you THINK!!. But trust me on sex. Thank you, thank you, thank you!!! the very ONE written by me, Shelton Brown dedicate to nikki for our little mis-understanding |
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