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Funny Things to do on an Elevator

Tell the other passengers about the time the elevator got stuck when you were on it and it took 4 hours to get you out.

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, dang-it, all of you just shut up!"

Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask, "Got enough air in there?"

Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear your upside-down.

Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank open the doors, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

Lean over to another passenger and whisper, "Noogie patrol coming!"

Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask he/she to call you admiral.

On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft goes "plink" at the bottom.

Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while and then announce, "I have got new socks on today!"

When atleast eight people are on in the elevator, moan from the back, "Oh, not now, (girgle; cough) motion sickness!"

Meow occasionally.

Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

Frown and mutter, "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say, "Oops!"

Show the other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

Holler, "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

Walk on with a cooler that says, "Human Head", on the side.

Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce, "You are one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

Burp and the say, "Mmmm... tasty!"

Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to other passengers.

When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"

Say, "Ding" at each floor.

Say, "I wonder what these do..." and press all the red buttons.

Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that is your "personal space."

Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger, "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"

Announce in a demotic voice, "I must find a more suitable host buddy."

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Wear "X-Ray Specs" and peer suggestively at other passengers.

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