What exactly is your problem? Are you being attacked by your dinner? Or is it simply indigestion? You've probably already completed step one. Give yourself a pat on the back.
Step Two: Decide Whether Or Not You Are Imagining The Situation
You have probably already done this, too, but double check. Are you positive that there are Vampire Marshmallows in your cupboard? Try to decide without the aid of friends, as they will simply tell you that you shouldn't be reading science fiction before bedtime.
Step Three: Handling The Situation
Now that you have decided that the matter isn't just the normal case of aggressiveness in food, you need to take suitable action. This may be to ask the food why it is bothering you, stop buying certain food products, or to stop watching Veggie Tales. There is no standard way of stopping these situations, as each incident is as varied as the foods' personalities. Do whatever seem right, and contact the authorities if it does not seem to be working.
Note
If these steps seem agonisingly vague, please remember that we trust that your good judgement will prove better than any step by step instructiong we can give you.
