*Willow: I tried to communicate with the spirit world and I so wasn't ready for that. It was like being pulled apart inside. Plus I blew the power for our whole block. Big Scare.
(Dead Man's Party)
*Willow: I tried that spell to cure Angel. I guess that was a bust, but after that, you , know, small stuff. Floating feather, fire out of ice, which next time I won't do on the bed-spread.
(Faith Hope & Trick)
*Willow: He saved me from a horrible flamey death. That sort of makes me like him again.
(Revelations)
*Willow:Buffy would never just take off. It's just not in her nature except that one time she disappeared for several months and changed her name but there were circumstances then.
(The Freshman)
*Willow: Why should I trust you?
Riley: I was just sort of hoping you'd think I have an honest face.
Willow: I've seen honest faces. They usually come attached to liars.
*Willow: Then talk. Keep eye contact, funny is good, but don't be glib and remember: if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel. [off Riley's look] A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend. Have fun!
*Xander: You gotta take care of the egg. It's a baby, gotta keep it safe and teach it Christian values.
Willow: My egg is Jewish
*willow: Our friends are in trouble. Now we have to put our heads together and get them out of it. And if you two aren't with me a hundred and ten percent, then get the hell out of my library!
Willow: I knew it! I knew it! Well, not in the sense of having the slightest idea, but I knew there was something I didn't know.
Willow: I just talked to Buffy, and yeah, I think she's feeling a little... insane. No, not bitchy crazy, more like homicidal maniac crazy. So I told her to come see you, 'kay?
Willow: We can't run, that would be wrong. Could we hide?
Willow: You remember, you fail math, you flunk out of school, you end up being the guy at the pizza place that sweeps the floor and says, 'Hey, kids, where's the cool parties this weekend?' We've been through this.
Willow: So Angel is a good vampire! I mean, on a scale of one to ten, ten being someone who's killing and maiming every night, and one being someone who's not.
Willow: No, no, no, no. No speaking up. That way leads to madness and sweaty palms
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