This page is going to have a few little sayings or questions that are going to make you think, they might be funny, or serious. I don't knowm cause I haven't thought of them yet! You can help us out by emailing us with any you come up with! OK?
*If the bricks in a red house are red and the bricks in a blue house are blue, what colour are the bricks in a "greenhouse"?
*What colour would a Smurf be if he/she held its breath?
*If you plan to fail, and suceed, which have you done?
*What came first, the chicken or the egg?
*If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the
opposite of progress?
*If buttered toast always lands buttered side down,and
cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered
toast buttered side up, to the back of a cat?
*If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days of
the year, why do they have locks on the doors?
*Why do they put Braille dots on the key pads of the drive-up ATM machine?
*Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
*If fire fighters fight fire, and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
*If it takes a man a week to walk for a fortnight, how many bags of sawdust would a duck need to eat to lay a nine foot plank?
*If ignorance is bliss, y arent more people happy?
*What does the T in t-shirt really mean?
I'm sorry that there are so few at the minute, but hopefully this page will be updated soon |