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*u know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy,the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is chinese,the swiss hold the america's cup,france is accusing the U.S. of arrogance,germany doesnt want 2 go 2 war,and the 3 most powerful men in the world are named "bush" "dick" and "colon".need i say more?"
chris rock

*tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the sky, and he'll believe you. tell him a bench has wet paint and he'll have to touch it to be sure... - Sarah

*just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're not after you

*The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.

*The day I can no longer feel, I cease to be human- Faustine

*Every journey begins with...a row about directions.

*You're just jealous cos the voices are talking to me

*Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. - Amy
*im not sposed to love u
im not sposed to care
im not sposed to live my life wishing u were there
im not sposed to wonder where u r or wat u do
but i cant help my self i fell in love with u - softballgrl55

*You're only young once; you can b immature forever

*Dont talk unless you can improve the silence

*Next time u wave @ me, use more than one finger plz

*Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most

*Don't judge people for their actions, that guy in the bank waving a gun could just be having an allergic reaction to pollen

*One by one the penguins steal my sanity

*I'ld like 2 help u out, which way did u come in?

*Out of my mind, back in 5 mins

*I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing

*Families are like fudge...mostly sweet with a few nuts

*I had a handle on life, then it broke

*If only, if only, the moon speaks no reply.
Reflecting the sun and all that's gone by.
Be strong, my weary wolf, and turn aroud boldly.
Fly high, my baby bird, my angel, my only, - Rockrebel

*The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it.

*Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by stupidity

*Sometimes you are the windshield, and sometimes you are the bug.

*Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off indefinitely.

**Let's make like a drum and bang. -Rockrebel

*If I had a nickel for everytime you crossed my mind, I'd be frickin rich! -rockrebel

*French kissing is like smoking.You get addicted the first time. -rockrebel

*Love is death row for your heart.
-rockrebel

*Me and my boyfriend are like parallel lines.We are rarely together.But then when we are, we're like super-glue and wood---inseparable!!-rockrebel

*Life is not a garden so stop being such a ho. -rockrebel

*If you're a naughty boy, go to your room.If you wanna be naughty, come on over.-rockrebel

*If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. -rockrebel

*Sweeter than candy, hotter than fire.I'm talkin' 'bout you, the boy I admire.-rockrebel

*Don't cry because it's over,smile because it happened.

*Conscious is when you are aware of something, and conscience is when you wish you weren't.

*It is never too late to be what you might have been

*I only help one person per day. Today isnt your day and tomorrow's not looking good either.

* It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every 12 minutes one is interrupted by 12 dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.

*God made men first because you always need a practice copy before the final masterpiece

*I'm an angel, honest! The horns are only there to hold up my halo

*Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate

*If everything seems to be going well, you obviously don't know whats going on

*Anything enjoyable in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening

*Beauty is only skin deep, ugly goes to the bone

*Don't argue with a fool, people might not know the difference

*A short cut is the longest distance between two points

*Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect so why practice?

*Enthusiasm is contagious, you could start an epidemic!

**I swear to drunk I'm not god. -Jillian

*I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me? -Jillian

*Kids in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seats cause kids. -Jillian

*See my halo nice and shiny? Mess with me, I'll kick your hiney.

*You know your childhood is over when you see a puddle as an abstacle rather than an opportunity.

*I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered! My life is my own. (Taken from the Prisoner, episode: Arrival)

*No man/woman is worth your tears and the only one who is, will never make you cry.

*It is easier to do a job right, than to explain why you didn't.

*If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever.

*Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say.

*You look and say why? I dream and say why not?

*If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with
them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them.

*Don't frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile!

*If you judge people, you have no time to love them

*A heart is not a play thing a heart is not a toy but if you want yours broken just give it to a boy - brandy

*Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle. (Plato)

*It takes a minute to have
a crush on someone, an hour to like
someone, and a day to love
someone- but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

*Shoot for the moon because even if you miss you'll end up in the stars.

*If someone is annoying you it takes 42 muscles to frown, but only four to reach out and hit them.

*West to the sea, East to the land, Death to the Bitch that touches my man.

*Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly

*A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step"

*It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learned to dance.
Its the dream afraid of waking that never takes the chance.
Its the one who won't be taken.
Who cannot seem to give.
And the soul afraid of dying that never learns to live.

*Faith is believing in something when common sense tells you not to.

*It's easy to be wise by the hindsight, it is having the foresight to look behind you when you don't know what is in front of you thats the problem (if u can work that out ur a genius!)

*For want of a nail a shoe was lost,
for want of a shoe, a horse was lost,
for want of a horse, a rider was lost,
for want of a rider, a message was lost,
for want of a message, a battle was lost,
for want of a battle, a war was lost,
for want of a war, a kingdom was lost,
and all for the want of a nail.

*Is it still called breakfast if you don't go to bed?

*If you ignore history you are doomed to repeat it.

*Great minds think alike, fools seldom differ.

* I'm in complete control...It's the situation that's out of hand

*Acid can absorb 47 times itself in excess reality.

*Happiness can't be taken, only recieved.

*Don't base your decisions on the advice of the people who don't have to deal with the results.

*U don't need a reason to help people.

*A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the grass, but you my friend can kiss my ass - Kacie Petty

*History is like an Endless Waltz-the three beats of war, peace and revolution continue on forever

*To live is to suffer. To survive is to find meaning in the suffering.

*Heroes are the people who do what has to be done, when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences

*Failing to plan is planning to fail.

*The only way to live a good life is to act on your emotions.

*Plan your work and work your plan.

*Tried it, done it, failed it, f**** it.

*All animals are equal but some are more equal than others.

*A friend has two sides, just like a sword.

*Its okay to talk to yourself, just don’t interrupt
*Open the door towards tomorrow cos you never know what might come in.

*Guns don’t kill people….people do

*Life's a b**** and then you die, so f**** it all and lets get high!

*Never hit a man with glasses-hit him with a baseball bat.

*A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.

*When in doubt, be vague

*The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of the oncoming train.

*The chances of a piece of buttered bread falling butter-side-down is directly porportionate to the cost of the carpet

*Keep on going till it all stops Flowing.

*To play safe is not to play.

*Comedy is a tragedy plus time.

*If u don't have a leg to stand on you can't put ur foot down.

*I believe in an open mind, but not so open your brains fall out.

*I haven't lost my mind, I know exactly where I left it!

*Self-control is true power; a clear conscience is true strength; good friends and family are true wealth.

*A lot of people approach risk as if it's the enemy, when really it's fortune's accomplice.

*Three great lies of modern divorce: it was pressure of work;it's amicable;there's no one else involved.

*That which does not kill me...is in some serious trouble.

*Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.

*Teamwork is essential -- it allows you to blame someone else.

*A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.

*Life is a state of mind -Sai

*See with your eyes, Hear with your ears, Know with your heart - Sai

*Don't quote me on something I've never said!

*I'm not wierd, Just different. And since you're different from me, doesn't that make you wierd too?

* The noblest vengence is to forgive.

*Zeal without knowledge is a runaway horse.

*A man is never truly happy until he is dead.

*You don't like me because I am different, well I don't like you because you're all the same!

*Do not let yourself be bound by reality

*All that evil needs to flourish, is for good men and women to do nothing.

*A man with one watch always knows the time, but a man with two is never quite sure.

*I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

*Facts are stubborn things

*Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultry?

*Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambition

*Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them more

*Women need to be twice as good as men to be considered half as good, luckily that isn't hard.

*Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.

*To err is human, it takes a computer to completely stuff something up.

*The truth is rarely pure and never simple

*Never apologize for saying how you feel, or else you'll be saying sorry for being real - Jessica

*I love him oh yes I do,he's for me and not for you, adn if by chance you should take my place, I'll take my fist and break your face!-Jessica

*Dont walk behind me, I dont know if I can lead you, Dont walk in front of me, I dont know if I can follow, But just walk beside me and be my friend"

*If The Only Possible Way We Can Be Together Is In My Dreams...Then I'll Sleep Forever"

*I believe in Angels, the kind that Heaven sends, I am surrounded by Angels, I call them my best friends"

*You can fall from the sky, You can fall from a tree, But the best way to fall, Is in love with me!"

*Don't worry, I won't miss you TOO much....You'll be in my dreams!!!

*If you're not living on the edge, then you're taking up too much room.

*Let the world roll along, I'll catch up later.

*If you dont stand for anything you'll fall for everything.

*Its funny how the person that made you cry is the only one that can make you stop.

*The greatest risk is not taking one at all.

*All you need is love.

*I would have patience, but it takes too long.(!!!)

*If you really love something, set it free, if it comes back, it's yours; and if it doesn't, it was never meant to be.

*True friends are hard to find, hard to leave, and impossible to forget.

*People come and they go but some stay with you in your heart forever

*God made mud,God made dirt,God made guyz so girls can flirt!*

above all submitted by Brianna

*Next time you think you're perfect try walking on water

*he broke my heart....... so i broke his jaw - Krystal

*don't hate me because i'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks so
- Krystal

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