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| Giles: Into each generation, a Slayer is born.One girl, in all the world, a Chosen One.One born with the... Buffy:...the strength and skill to hunt the vampires, to stop the spread of evil, blah blah.I've heard it, okay? |
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Buffy: Strong is fighting. It's hard and it's painful and it's everyday. It's what we have to do and we can do it together, but if you're too much of a coward for that, then burn. As long as there have been vampires, there has been the Slayer. One girl in all the world, to find them where they gather and to stop the spread of their evil and the swell of their numbers. She is the Slayer. Buffy: I'm the Slayer. Slay-er. Chosen One? She who hangs out a lot in cemeteries? Ask around. Look it up: 'Slayer comma The.' (Doomed) *Absalom: Your day is done, girl. I'll grind you into a sticky paste. And I'll hear you beg before I smash in your face. Buffy: So, are you gonna kill me? Or are you just making small talk? * Buffy: I haven't processed everything yet. My brain isn't really functioning on the higher levels. It's pretty much fire bad; tree pretty' (Graduation Day part II) *Buffy to Willow: So, you've been seeing a guy, but you don't know what he looks like. Okay, this is a puzzle. No, wait, I'm good at these. Does it involve a midget and a block of ice? *Giles: let's not jump to conclusions. Buffy: I didn't jump. I took a tiny step and there conclusions were. *Buffy: He gave the commando guys the slip with no problem Willow: There's got to be a flaw Buffy: I'd say the part where he's pure evil and kills randomly was an oversight (Goodbye Iowa) *Buffy: Who died and made you John Wayne? (The Initiative) *Buffy: This is great if we ever need a place for the Nuremburg Rallies (The Freshman) *Buffy: He gave the commando guys the slip no problem Willow: There has got to be a flaw Buffy: I'd say the part where he is pure evil and kills randomly was an oversight *Willow: Is that even possible? I mean two Slayers at the same time? Giles: Not to my knowledge. The new Slayer is only called after the previous Slayer has died...Good Lord, you were dead Buffy. Buffy: I was only gone for a minute. Giles: Clearly it doesn't matter how long you were gone. You were physically dead, thus causing the activation of the next Slayer. Kendra: She...died? Buffy: Just a little. (What's my line part 2) *Buffy:Then why the hell did you attack me? Kendra: I thought you were a vampire Buffy: Ooh, a swing and a miss for the rookie * Buffy: Can you vague that up for me? (Welcome to the Hellmouth) *Kendra: Emotions are weakness, Buffy. You shouldn't entertain them. Buffy: Kendra, my emotions give me power. They're total assests. (What's my line part 2) *Buffy: (looking at some crossbow bolts) Huh, check out these babies; good-bye, stakes, hello, flying fatalitly. What can I shoot? (Angel) *Kendra: Here. In case the curse does not succeed this is my lucky stake. I have killed many vampires with it. I call it Mr. Pointy Buffy: You named your stake Kendra: Yes Buffy: Remind me to get you a stuffed animal *Kendra: We can return to your Watcher for orders. Buffy: I don't take orders. I do things my way. Kendra: No wonder you died. (Whats my line part 2) Buffy: Well, that works out great. You won't tell anyone that I'm the Slayer, and I won't tell anyone you're a moron. Buffy: Mom, dead people are talking to you. Do the math! Buffy: Oh, no... I have to go take an English make-up exam. They give you credit just for speaking it, right? Buffy: I'm gonna give you all a nice, fun, normal evening if I have to kill every person on the face of the Earth to do it. Buffy: Are you crazy? You just don't sneak up on people in a graveyard. You make noise when you walk, you stomp, or... yodel. Buffy: Why go to all the trouble to dig up three girls only to chop them up and throw them away? It doesn't make any sense. Especially from a time management standpoint. Buffy: Sorry, but I'm an old-fashioned gal. I was raised to believe that men dig up the corpses and the women have the babies. Buffy: Impulsive? Do you remember my ex-boyfriend, the vampire? I slept with him, he lost his soul, now my boyfriend's gone forever, and the demon that wears his face is killing my friends. The next impulsive decision I make will involve my choice of dentures. *Kendra: I study because it is required. The Slayer Handbook insists on it. Willow: There's a Slayer Handbook? Buffy: Handbook? What Handbook? How come I don't have a handbook? Willow: Is there a T-shirt too? 'Cause that would be cool. Giles: After meeting you, Buffy, I was quite sure the handbook would be of no use in your case. (Whats my line part 2) *I don't think we've been properly introduced. I'm Buffy and you're...history *Kendra: Buffy's a student here? Giles: Yes Kendra: Right. Of Course. And I imagine shre's a cheerleader as well. Giles: Actually, she had to give up cheerleading. It's quite an amusing story, really... (Whats my line part 2) *Buffy: Well, it's the weirdest thing. He's got two little holes in his neck and all this blood's been drained. Isn't that bizarre? Aren't you just going Ooooh? *Kendra: Did anyone explain to you what 'secret identity' means? Buffy: Nope. Must be in the handbook. Right after the chapter on personality removal. (Whats my line part 2) *Buffy: I told one lie, I had one drink. Giles: Yes. And you nearly got devoured by a giant demon snake. I think the words 'let that be a lesson' are a tad redundant at this juncture. (Reptile Boy) *Joyce: A little responsibility, Buffy, that's all I ask. Honestly, don't you ever think about anything besides boys and clothes? Buffy: Saving the world from vampires. Joyce: I swear, sometimes I don't know what does on in your head. (Bad Eggs) *Cordelia: It's in the bad side of town Buffy: Where's that? Cordelia: It's about half a block from the good side of town. We don't have a whole lot of town here. *Open your eyes, Mom. What do you think has been going on for the last two years? The fights, the weird occurances- how many times have you washed blood out of my clothes? You still haven't figured it out? Joyce: Well it stops now. Buffy: It doesn't stop! Do you think I chose to be like this? Do you know how lonely it is? How dangerous? I would love to be upstairs watching TV or gossiping about boys, or God, even studying. But I have to save the world. Again. (Becoming part 2) *Is she gonna be okay? [re: an electrocuted Buffy] Giles: She was only grounded for a moment.[then to Buffy] Still, if you'd been anyone but the Slayer... Buffy: Tell me the truth. How's my hair? Xander: It's great. It's your best hair ever. Giles: Oh, yes. (I, Robot, You, Jane) *Spike: What, your mum doesn't know? Joyce: Know what? Buffy: That, uh, that I'm in a rock band...Yes a rock band with Spike here. Spike: Right, she plays the...triangle. Buffy: Drums. Spike: Drums, yeah, she's hell on the old skins, you know. Joyce: And what do you do? Spike: Well, I sing. (Becoming part 2) *Buffy: Now, we can do this the hard way, or...well, actually there's just the hard way. (Welcome to the Hellmouth) *Buffy: I kill vampires. That's my job. Giles: True, although you don't usually beat them into quite such a bloody pulp before hand. (Ted) *Buffy: So what's the scuttlebutt? Anybody besides Larry fit our werewolf profile? Willow: There is one name that keeps getting spit out. Aggressive behaviour, run-ins with the 'authorities' about a screenful of violent incidents. Buffy: Okay, mosty of those weren't my fault. Somebody else started this. I was just standing up for myself. Willow: They say it's a good idead to count to ten and say you're sorry. (Phases) Buffy: I am trying to save you! You are playing in some serious traffic here, do you understand that? You're gonna die. And the only hope you have of surviving is to get out of this pit right now and, my God could you have a dorkier outfit? (to Diego and the True Believers in Lie to Me) Buffy: People, listen to me. This is not the mother ship, okay? This is ugly death come to play. (Lie to Me) *Buffy to Spike: I've lost friends tonight, and I may lose more. If you have information worth hearing then I am grateful for it. If you want to make jokes then I will pull out your rib cage and wear it as a hat. (Becoming part 2) *Buffy: Why don't I put a stake through her heart? Giles: She's not a vampire Buffy: You'd be surprised how many things that'll kill *Joyce: That's not it. It's just you should be at a good old-fashioned college, with keg parties and boys, not here with Hellmouths and vampires Buffy: Not really seeing a huge distinction there... *Oz: Hey so you're not wanted for murder anymore Buffy: Oh good, that was such a drag Buffy: Yeah, he's some kind of demon looking for an all-powerful thingimibob and I've got to stop him before unholy havoc's released and it's another Tuesday night in Sunydale (Revelations) *Xander: So. Okay. Get started Buffy. Dissect it or something. Buffy: Dissect it? Why me? Xander: Because you're the Slayer Buffy: And I slayed! My work here is done. (Bad Eggs) *Buffy: I'm the Slayer. And you're playing on my turf. (Primeval) *Buffy: A cranky Slayer is a careless Slayer. (Never Kill a Boy on the First Date) *Xander: You don't know how to kill this thing. Buffy: I thought I might try violence. Xander: Solid Call (Killed by Death) *Buffy: Good. 'Cause I've had it. Spike is going down. You can attack me, you can send assassins after me, that's fine. But nobody messes with my boyfriend! |
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