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| :::Sun, Aug 14, 2005 11:48am::: So a lot has been goin on lately. Tor's party on the 6th was fun stuff. I got drunk, I saw a lot of people I play softball with, drunk. It was fun times. I suck at bags, but everyone knows it. I want to play softball today, but I can't cause I sliced my finger open at work yesterday while cutting pickles. That sucked, but I didn't need stiches thank god. So Dirty left for Arizona State, and man did he get a nice going away present. Oh, in case you haven't hear, I work at Potbelly's in Orland Park. Make $7 an hour, so not too shabby. School in 8 days?!? Fuck that noise. Andrew left for Eastern today. I plan on visiting him a couple times this semester, homecoming weekend for sure. Couple days ago I had coffee with Paul at Huck Finn's, then we went and played pool, that was pretty fun. Some good conversing going on there. He's gotten a lot better at pool I must say. This week coming up I work 42 hours at Potbelly's, way to close out the summer! That's the most work of any regular employee there this week. Go me. On myspace I've been talking to Joe Guzik. Haven't seen or heard from him since sophomore year of high school. Myspace is crazy, you can find a bunch of people on there, it's nuts. Speaking of nuts...yeah I got nothing. Thought I did, but I'm done. :::Sat, Aug 20, 2005 3:35pm::: So I really hate being the prep person at my new job, but thank god I can't do it mon-thurs now because of school. Reason being I have classes til 2ish every day, and the prep person works from 7-2, so no more of that, but they'll prob still have me doin it fri-sun. So this week I have worked since wed, and my next day off is next sun. That's like 10 or 11 days in a row. My next check will be phat as hell, and it will be totally nice. My first check was for 146 with like 20 hrs or some shit. Fuck man, if I had 20 hrs at my last job it woulda only been like 100 bucks. Go 7/hr. Mike Jones! Mike Jones! Mike Jones! Um, yeah he sucks, but it's funny how he says that all the time. So the other day I'm at my house in the basement playin madden 06 live and Paul calls me up, says him Rob, and Kyle are gonna stop by. I'm thinkin that's cool, it's like midnight, but whatever they must be bored. They told me to leave the door unlocked since I was playin a game, and I was like alright, makes sense. Yeah, makes sense for them to be able to storm in and say hello and whip 6 bouncy balls at me and then book. It didn't even piss me off, it was just so unbelievable and unexpected I was like flipping out, but not mad, more shocked. It was awesome, that's one of the best random things I've ever been a part of. It was hilarious. Other night Paul, Chuck, and I went and grabbed coffee, then went to ashbary's and played cards and watched some of the improv stuff upstairs. It was fun times, good catchin up. :::WARNING::: Pedophilia Ahead...So before we leave Paul picks this chick's number up, yeah she's 15. F I F T E E N ! ! ! ! Paul is 20. T W E N T Y ! ! ! ! But that's ok! Cause she whispered, "Don't worry I fucked a 20 yr old before and just got out of a relationship with an 18 yr old." right in Paul's ear. What a scandalous hoe. Fuckin bush. :::Part 2::: Ok so I guess there's more than 2 people that come to this site and actually read what's on it. Apparently people have been bugging Paul about this whole incident with the 15 year old. Except there was no incident really, it was more of Paul humoring myself and Chuck as he still pursuited this girl's number just for kicks once he found out she was 15. Paul is not a Pedophile, I was just busting his balls. Paul did it to humor me, and I wrote he was a pedophile to humor my readers. Paul's not a pedophile, he'd never go for a 15 year old, ever. But if you look back at what this chick said in Paul's ear, it doesn't change my story of her being a scandalous hoe, because well, that's what she is ;) :::Sun, Aug 28, 2005 11:25pm::: So today was my first day off work in 11 days. So you can only imagine how fuckin crazy my first week of school was with work right after every day. It wasn't as bad as I make it sound if you hear me talk about it, but it was just stressful. Anyways, fuck what else happened between last update and this one. What's important was the party I threw here last night. This party was probably one of the best parties had in this basement in a long time. It put my b-day party to shame, but my b-day party was the worst party ever had here. Anyways, while Joe and I were pre-gaming before anyone actually got here I called up Liz Zellerman. Let me refresh your memory, she's one of the Lincoln-Way girls. She originally was my favorite one of the group, but then Lauren took over that honor. Anyways, I had Liz's number at one point, but then just deleted it a while ago due to late of communication and personal reasons, such as her having a baby which she is very proud of and loves very much and I completely understand how that could take up much of one's life. Anyways, I ran into her when I was hanging out with Andrew and Missy at Denny's one night over the summer. She looked pretty enthused about the whole situation and seemed happy to be talking to me. Anyways, I got her number again, told me to give her a call sometime. Couple weeks later I decide why not? So I call her, get her voicemail, and never hear from her. So I think maybe she was just being friendly after not seeing me for such a long time, but didn't really care to hangout. Anyways, I call her while I'm pre-gaming with Joe and she wants to hangout this weekend. So hopefully that goes down. So, the party...God damn this was interesting. There was random conversing going on out on the balcony, tieing me up with electric tape, couches tipped on me, me falling flat on my face, me drinking 1/5 of vanilla smirnoff, a bisexual male and a straight male pretending to ride me like a cowboy when I was tied up, people passed out on the bathroom floor. People who were here, Jen, Emily, Trisha, Kyle, Joe, Nick, Frank, Cable, JT, Meghan, Pete, Pete's Cousin, JT's rival metro, Mark. I think that's it. Um, when I was looking for the TV remote I smashed a couple beer cans with my hands because I noticed someone spilt beer and as I was smashing beer cans I yelled, "WHO THE FUCK SPILLS BEER??" Also I took a shot at Joe's nuts, but missed thank god, cause I thought he had something to do with me being taped up, but turns out he didn't. Uh I was visibly upset, sorta, over the fact that I was electric taped and tried to hop my way over a couch, but then fell flat on my face, so after I fell flat on my face I hopped up ripped the tape off and then looked like I was about to kill someone or everyone and "WHO WANTS TO PLAY ME IN MADDEN???" came out of my mouth as I held my arms up like the champ I am. Anyways, quality night, with a huge fuckin mess I had the pleasure of cleaning up this morning. Good times, peace. :::Mon, Sept 5, 2005 2:24pm::: Lot of shit on my mind right now. First, my job. I'm really sick of it. The money is nice, but the majority of the people I work with drive me up a wall. We have to act all friendly, chipper, and like we give a shit about the customer, which nobody does cause you should hear some of the shit people say when they get in the back area. So basically it's a bunch of fake people parading around the store putting on a show for the customers, then they turn into complete dicks or bitches once they get in the back. Fuck that, and fuck Potbelly's. I think I'm the only real one in there. Sure, I'll say hello and bye to a customer, but I'm not all enthusiatic about it because that's just not my style. I'm polite, but not annoyingly polite. Anyways other stuff on my mind is this whole situation with Jen Fako. I set her up with a couple of my friends, cause I want to see her dating people who will treat her right cause some of the guys she's dated before haven't. Ok, so, now I'm tryin to set her up with my friend Joe Paluch. Good guy, things would work out really well between them, got a feeling, but Joe calls me up one night tellin me he doesn't want to make any moves cause he knows we like each other. And I'm like wait, what? She likes me? Did she say that? Cause she knew I liked her, but I never knew she liked me. So he's like yeah, she likes you dude and said she'd go for you if I wasn't in the picture. He offered to take himself out of the picture and I'm just like, no man, cause I know you like her too and you guys would be good together. So he's still hesitant about it and she doesn't want to make a choice. Basically after this phone conversation he gets her to make a choice, pretty much tells her she's gotta choose one of us and she chose him. Which would have been fine and dandy with me in the first place, but that was before I knew she had any feelings for me what so ever. So now all these thoughts are running through my head and it's making me very uncomfortable. She's always on my mind, I can't stop thinkin about her and it just sucks. I'm pretty sure those two are dating now, which is cool, but it's not at the same time. GAH! If she would have just started dating him and I never would have found out she liked me, things would have been cool, but they're not and it sucks. Now whenever I'm around them both, it just doesn't feel right anymore, it's totally awkward for me and I don't like it. I'm not trying to break them up or anything, I'm happy for them, but I just don't know what to think or do anymore. This sucks, a lot. It's starting to depress me. Damnit I have come too far to start being depressed over girls I can't have again. Since May '04 I have been the happiest I've ever been cause I didn't care about girls; didn't want one, didn't need one. That all changed about a week ago. This sucks. :::Mon, Sept 19th, 2005 11:04pm::: Alright so I'm not all depressed about Jen anymore...She chose Joe...That's cool...Knew that would happen anyways...Over it...So I'm quitting Potbelly after this week, I already have training for my new job at Great Wraps on Wednesday...Great Wraps is the place that replaced Chicago Hot Dog in Orland Mall...The assistant manager from Chicagot Hot Dog is a Manager at Great Wraps...Jumped all over that opportunity cause I hate Potbelly with a passion...Not the whole job actually...Just prepping, which I only do one day a week there, but every time I do it I want to punch a baby...That's bad...Babies don't need to be punched...The Bush lead singer Gavin Rosdale (spelling) is in a new band, The Institute...Good band I think, but I've only heard one song...Prob gonna buy the album...Pete got hired at Potbelly cause he wanted a second job for the daytime, he already works the early morning shift as a supervisor at UPS...Going to Huck's with Paul is a blast...Good times...I think I have just given up on being a Chicago White Sox fan...They piss me off...They're overrated...Only reason I was a fan for so many years was because they had guys like Carlton Fisk, Robin Ventura, and Frank Thomas...And it's looking like Frank Thomas is going to retire...So why bother being a Sox fan...I think I'm going to become a Chicago Cubs fan...That way the disappointment is at least exciting...I hope The Cleveland Indians win the division and not The Sox...Go Indians...At least they play with heart...School is iffy right now...This week is first week of tests and eh, I took my Sociology one today and I dunno....I don't think I did so hot...But whatever...Tomorrow I have my Social Psychology test, but that's going to be easy as shit and I should ace it...I love psychology...I might change my major to that...Psychology is just really interesting...I dunno...It's one of them times in my life where I don't know what to do with myself and I just need to figure shit out...Uh, that's all I got... :::Thurs, Sept 29, 2005 9:46am::: So I'm done at Potbelly's, Saturday was my last day. My new job is pretty kick ass, Great Wraps in Orland Mall. It's in the same location as Chicago Hot Dog, so that's cool. Barb, the assistant manager from Chicago Hot Dog, is one of the main managers at Great Wraps, so she helped me get the job there and I thank her for it. Granted, I'm making 6.50 again as opposed to the 7.00 I was making at Potbelly's, but that's just how much I disliked that place. I was willing to take a pay cut. On my first day of training,which was last wednesday, I was workin with the night shift manager and some other people, but this guy was hilarious. He sees me wrappin a sandwich all neatly and stuff ( I was being careful cause it was my first day of training) and he's like damn Bob, do you do some rollin at home or somethin? And I was like HAHAHA, what?!? And he's like it's alright Bob, this is a food store, I'm not the FBI, it's ok if you do some rollin outside of the store. I was like nah man, but I do know some people who do and ask me to join them sometimes and I haven't always said no. And then I was like why do you?? And he's like I've been known too...It was just really funny. Then later in that night he sees this black woman with a big ass and he's like daaaaayyyyymmmmnnnn that's some badonkadunk right there, I bet she ain't gotta pay no bills with that! Another hilarious moment. If you haven't figured it out yet, he's also black. His name is James too, so whenever I think of him I think I'm Rick James BITCH! Even though they have nothing to do with eachother, but it's still funny. Then there's Courtney, who I think is flirting with me considering she called me doll face and told another worker we were whispering sweet nothings in each other's ears when someone came in the back and asked us what we were doing back by the sink (I was doing dishes, she was grabbing a dish). Anyways yeah, other than the fact that my new job is sweet and school is going decently I'd say I'm mentally I'm pretty stable right now. Physically is a different story right now, and if you know anything of what happened to me around this time last year, then you know what I'm talking about. This could effect the stability of my mental state if the same shit happens like last year, but lets fucking hope not... |
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