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The pope died. Like all good Christians he went to heaven and knocked on the gate. Peter opened the gate and the pope said: "I'm the pope." Peter picked up the phone and rang Jesus. "I have someone here who says he's the pope, do you know him?" Jesus answered: "No, never heared of him, send him to hell." Peter relayed this message to the pope. "That can't be true, ring God himself," the pope said. Peter rang God and said: "Here's someone who says he's the pope, do you know him?" God answered: "No, never heard of him, send him to hell." And again Peter told the pope. "The last chance I have is the Holy Spirit," the pope said. Peter rang him and said: "I have someone here who says he's the pope, you know him?" "Yes," he said, "I know him. He's the one who told everyone I got Marry pregnant. Send him to hell".
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