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Top Ten Ways To Tell If A Redneck Has Been At Your Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8. The 6 front keys have rotted out.
7. The extra RAM slots have Ford truck parts stored in them.
6. The numeric keypad only goes up to 6.
5. The password is "Bubba."
4. There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
3. There's a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.
2.The keyboard is painted in camouflage.
AND the number 1 way to tell if a Redneck has been working on a computer is........
1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter."
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