DR. SEUSS' TECHNICAL MANUAL FOR
COMPUTERS
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted 'cause
the index doesn't hash, then your
situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the
network is connected to the button on your
mouse, but your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, and your screen is all distorted
by the side effects of gauss, so your icons
in the window are as wavy as a souse,
then you may as well reboot and
go out with a bang, 'cause as
sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna
hang!
ER> When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk, and the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk, then you have to flash your
memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM, quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your MOM!
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