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| You know you've been on-line too long when... * You start introducing yourself as Jim at aol.com. * Your wife drapes a wig over the monitor to remind you of what she looks like. * You check your mail. It says "no new messages" so you check it again. * You name your children Eudora, Mozzilla, and Dotcom. * All of your friends have an @ in their names. * You tell the cab driver you live at http://123.elm.street/house/bluetrim.html * You tell the kids they can't use the computer because "Daddy/Mommy's got work to do". * You get a tattoo that says "This body best veiwed with Internet Explorer 5.0." * You ask the plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of the computer with a toilet. * You start tilting your head sideways whenever you smile. :-) * As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, your first instinct is to search for the "back" button. |
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