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| ALL I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE I LEARNED FROM MY CAT: The Confucius of the cat world offers ten "cat-titudes" on the philosophy of life: -- Life is hard, then you nap. --Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours. --Variety is the spice of life: one day ignore people, the next day annoy them. --Climb your way to the top - that's why the drapes are there. --Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face. --Find your place in the sun - especially if it happens to be on that nice pile of warm, clean laundry. --Make your mark on the world, or at least spray in each corner. --When eating out, think nothing of sending back your meal twenty or thirty times. --If you're not receiving enough attention, try knocking over several expensive antique lamps. --Always give generously - a small bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I care." |
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