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| An airplane was about to crash, and there were 5 passengers left, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger, Bill Clinton, said "I am President of the United States, and I have a great responsibility, being the leader of nearly 300 million people, and a superpower, etc.," so he takes the first parachute and jumps out of the plane. The second passenger said "I'm Antoine Walker, one the best NBA basketball players, and the Boston Celtics need me, so I can't afford to die," so he takes the second parachute, and leaves the plane. The third passenger, Hillary Clinton, said "I am the wife of the President of the United States, a soon-to-be New York Senator, and I am the smartest woman in the world," so she takes the third parachute and exits the plane. The fourth passenger, Pope John Paul the second, says to the fifth passenger, a 10 year old boy scout, "I am old and frail and I don't have many years left, so as a Christian gesture and good deed, I will sacrifice my life and give you the last parachute." The boy scout said "It's OK, there's 2 parachutes left. The world's smartest woman took my backpack." |
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