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Hello! Got any jokes? Send them to my via e-mail and I'll put them on the page but they have to be very funny
Questions and Answers
Q
1. What do you call a woman who balances beers on her head?
2. Why did the girl fall off the swing?
A
1. Beatrix (beer-tricks)
2. She didn't have any arms
Stories
1. A woman has just had a baby. The nurse brings it in in a whit towel. She drops it on the floor, kicks it, stamps on it and throws it out of the window. The woman cries "You Sick Woman! What Have You Done To My Baby?". The nurse replies "APRIL FOOLS! It was already dead!
Rhymes
As I was walking to Saint Pauls
A lady grabbed me by the...............SHOULDER!
She said "you look a man of good look"
"Why not come inside for a......................SANDWITCH!"
"One for a penny, two for a bob"
"It all depends on the size of your..................APETITE!" |
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