DARK MATCHES
Some guy nicknamed superman v. Some other jobber
Superman won with a finishing move that somewhat resembled the Honky Tonk Man's Shake
rattle and roll.
Papi Chulo v. Some jobber
Papi Chulo wins with a Shooting Star Press.
HEAT (I might forget some of the matches, and they're probably in the wrong order)
D'von Dudley vs. D'Lo Brown
D'von wins thanks to Buh Buh Ray holding D'lo's feet down while he's pinned.
Val Venis and Meat vs. Headbangers
Headbangers win via Stage Dive on Meat. After the match, Val beats the shit out of Meat, and
does the Money Shot on him.
Mideon vs. Steve Blackman
Mideon won, I think, i wasn't paying too much attention to this rather boring match. If I had a
physique like Mideon, i wouldn't go to the ring with my chest exposed.
Acolytes vs. Taka and Funaki in a no brawling match
Farooq starts off by doing some holds on Taka, but pretty soon, Bradshaw and Farooq just start
beating the shit out of the Japanese Connection.
I think that's it for Heat
SMACKDOWN
Edge and Christian vs. Too Cool
I think Too Cool won, but I don't really remember how. I can't believe I don't remember this.
Kurt Angle vs. Gangrel(w/Luna)
Angle wins via pinfall. Angle did his whole "you cheer for a vampire over a gold medalist? What's
wrong with you people?"
Godfather(w/Hos) vs. Bulldog (w/Posse) for Euro Belt
Bulldog wins with Running Powerslam
Ivory vs. Luna vs. Jackie - Women's title, Hardcore rules
I couldn't see any of this match, but they really did a number on the concession stand. Ivory won
by pinfall, not exactly sure what else happened.
Big Show vs. Hardcore Holly (w/Crash) for the World Title
Big Show wins via Chokeslam. While he was pinning Hardcore, crash ran in and tried to knock
him off, but couldn't budge him at all. It was pretty funny.
Viscera vs. Kane(w/Tori)
Kane wins via Chokeslam. I was amazed that Kane could actually get him off the ground.
Granted, he didn't get him very high, but it was impressive nonetheless.
NAO vs. hardys (w/Terri) for tag team belt
NAO win via help from XPac. Hardys accidentally knocked out the ref when Mr. Ass moved out
of the way of their double team corner move, so he couldn't count after the hardys did a double
team off the top ropes. Xpac came down and spin kicked and X-factored one of the hardys and
threw road dogg on top for the win.
Chris Jericho vs. Mark Henry
Jericho wins with a moonsault off the ropes. Really short match, i didn't expect him to win with that
move.
Rock vs. Bossman(w/Prince Albert)
Rock wins with Rock Bottom, after taking out Prince Albert. After he wins, he is double teamed
by Bossman and the Prince, but Big Show comes out to help. They clean house, then the
"superheavyweights" come down, and get their ass kicked, chokeslammed, and rock bottomed.
HHH comes out and he and vince have a discussion. The basic gist of it is at Armageddon, if HHH
wins, he takes his contract, and his lawyers can do whatever he wants to it, and vince will sign it.
Vince can in no way exact retribution for it either. I couldn't really hear, because the sound system
they used sucked, and everyone kept chanting asshole.
During the show, i caught bits and pieces of the ovaltron. I know at one point, DX beat up Test
and threw a smokebomb into the McMahon's dressing room. That's about all I caught of it. I was
surprised at how little reaction the hardys got! Anyway, it was a decent show, would have been
better if i'd been able to see the oval tron or understand what they were saying in the ring. That guy
with the "WWF is immoral sign" was back and the Godfather ripped it up again, which makes me
think that he's a plant.
Top 5 pops
1. The Rock (especially when he said "Finally the rock..."
2. NAO
3. Kane
4. Godfather (especially when he broke the sign)
5. Jericho
Top 5 heat
1. Bossman
2. HHH (not so much heat when he came out, but asshole chants)
3. Kurt Angle
4. Bulldog
5. Taka and Funaki for waving their Japanese flags
Top 2 things we need more of
1. Terri
2. Tori |