TASTELESS
-What's green, red, and goes 50 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.
-Have you heard about the blind man who picked up a hammer and a saw?
YO MAMAS
-Yo mama is so fat if a picture of her was hung on a wall it would fall.
-Yo mama is so fat people jog around her for exercise.
-Yo mama is so dumb she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish Holiday.
OTHER CRAPPY JOKES
-Son: Dad?
Father: Yes, son?
Son: Can you do my homework while I'm at the party?
Father: I wish I could but I don't think it is right.
Son: It's okay, as long as you finish it.
-It was a mailman's last day on the job. Everybody gave him presents except one woman. He was brought into her house and the woman gave love to him. After that, she gave him some lunch and an 1 dollar bill. The mailman thanked the woman, but she replied "Don't thank me, it was my husband's idea."
"You're husband?"
"He told me 'Fuck him, give him a dollar.'"
-What's the difference between a toilet paper and a shower curtain?
I don't know.
Oh, so it was YOU!
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