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(unfortunatly, maxpages charge you to upload your own piccies, so if you want to see a picture, you will have to click on the link!)

http://database.simplenet.com/Simpsons/Images/m_fall.jpg - marge and maggie falling over

http://database.simplenet.com/Simpsons/Images/lisa.jpg - lisa blowin' her sax

http://database.simplenet.com/Simpsons/Images/Milhouse.jpg - man, milhouse looks angry!

http://database.simplenet.com/Simpsons/Images/evrybody.jpg - please e-mail me if you know how many different character's heads are in this picture!

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If you have been living in a crater on mars with a blindfold on and your fingers in your ears for the past 12 years, then you won't know ANYTHING about the simpsons. so, here it goes!

1. the creator of the simpsons is MATT GROENING! please remember this because he also is the creator of my other fave cartoon, FUTURAMA!

2. I could write you a character list, but that would take me another further 12 years so instead i'll tell you the main characters

BART SIMPSON


This boy is cheeky to the arse cheeks! His hobbies include prank calling moe, regular visits to the joke shop, go-karting, ice hockey and many mischevious things beside!!
here are some of the prank calls Bart makes to moe!
1. al-chaholic
2. homo-sexual
3. seymore-butts
4. I'm a big ugly moron with a big butt, and my butt smells,and I like to kiss my own butt
5. amanda-hugankiss
6. hugh-ass
Of course these are only a FEW. Bart has made billions of prank calls!

MAGGIE SIMPSON


the adventure loving Simpson, is maggie! she once ran away from home to try and find marge, Who had gone to shelbyville on a Rancho relaxo holiday to get away from the pure stress of the simpson family! Maggie can only say 2 known words 'dada' and 'dadidilly-doodilly' but most of the time she is just sucking on her red pacifier (in England=Dummy)
she is obviously special because she once went on a pacifier rescue mission at a school for tots which was really strict! ( episode name=a streetcar named Marge)

MARGE SIMPSON

Marge is the thread that binds the Simpson family together, without her, all hell breaks loose at the simpson house. In one episode, Marge breaks her leg and Lisa is left in charge. In the end, Bart and Homer end up in Hawaii!
Marge's fave parental saying is mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....


HOMER SIMPSON

Homer is a stupid, slow, alchaholic father to the Simpson family. It is very hard to believe he prevented a nuclear power plant meltdown and is the father of such a brainy child as Lisa. What is easy to believe is that he became springfeilds fattest man at over 500lbs. Homers fave things are eating donuts and drinking duff beer while watching anything on tv.


LISA SIMPSON

Brainiac teachers pet at springfeild elementary school. She once was so desparate for freinds she pretended to be a hippy chick and met a great freind called aaron. Lisa is the only one who can understand Homer when he gets a crayon out of his brain! She also gets lost when she mistakes bus 41 for 41a, she ends up in a russian district in Springfeild.

Now that you know a teeny bit about the Simpsons, why don't you have a try at the simpsons poll quiz? Its only one question, and it changes every so often...
Just click here....
Simpsons question:
What is the surname of the bartender, Moe?

Syzlak
Simpson
Hibbert




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