This page is dedicated to all animals, even if they are not mentioned here! (Animals do not include your dad nude on a couch with a big beer gut, thank you very much!) I also will not show any piccies of insects,as, most of the time they are really really disgusting, and I don't really want to scare people away with nasty piccies!
so here goes:

GREAT WHITE SHARK!
The great white is becoming slowly extinct, and it is all the fault of humans. Many humans, particularly divers and cooks, are killing them off because they either were attacked by them, or they want them to eat (as disgusting as this sounds, some countries consider it a delicacy!) Great whites do attack more often than other sharks, but that doesn't mean they are very dangerous and should be killed off. most sharks attack because they mistake people for other things, for example, they mistake surfboards for seals. Movies like 'jaws; and comments like 'you are more likely to get attacked by a great white than be in an air crash' do not help the decreasing amount of great white sharks in the sea! It has now been proven that 99% of all sharks let go of the wrong prey after the first bite, which proves that sharks do not mean to attack humans.
STUPID SHARK JOKE:what is a sharks fave card game? -snap!
SHARK FACT- shark skin isn't rubbery and smooth, it is more like sandpaper

DUCKS
there isn't that much to say about ducks, I just really wanted to put out a good word for them on my site because they are funny birds! I love the mallard ducks the most!
DUMB DUCK JOKE:why did the duck walk down the isle? -It married the chicken!
DUCK FACT: over 200 ducks get their head stuck in plastic can rings every day,so watch where you drop that litter!

CATS
Cats are truly amazing animals, there are so many members of the cat family, here are a few: Tiger, Panther, lion, puma, siamese, persian, leopard, cheetah and countless others, not to mention all the cross breeds! I have a cat, his name is nelson, I dont know what his breed is, it is a cross-breed anyway....
Cats have the best night vision of any animal anywhere. They also have super-sensitive hearing, and over 1000 vocal sounds. here are some good cat sites
http://www.fanciers.com/
http://www.acfacat.com/
CRAPPY CAT JOKE: why did the aggressive cat cross the road? -cos it wanted to,ALRIGHT?!!
CAT FACT:cats do not see in colour, they see black and white only
I havent finished this site yet, but I will be doing so.
If you have any suggestions as to an animal you want me to put on my site then e-mail me at Duck_has_moved@hotmail.com
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